True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • ssmetter
    ssmetter Posts: 286 Member
    Rosie_TG wrote: »
    I confess to putting a rancid stinking fish behind the radiator in my managers office (now former boss).

    I confess your picture makes you look like someone that would put a stinky fish behind the radiator.
  • Rosie_McA
    Rosie_McA Posts: 256 Member
    ssmetter wrote: »
    Rosie_TG wrote: »
    I confess to putting a rancid stinking fish behind the radiator in my managers office (now former boss).

    I confess your picture makes you look like someone that would put a stinky fish behind the radiator.

    I find that statement difficult to refute. He did deserve it though. :)
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I don't know how school teachers do it. 5 minutes of homework with boy and I'm ready to run away
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    That'll be 8 Hail Marys
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was only going to have one drink with a couple of friends ...many drinks ensued and now Im hungover this morning .I have no will power .. :(
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    4? Mine comes with 1 serving. Weird. ;)
  • kayfhoward1
    kayfhoward1 Posts: 63 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    4? Mine comes with 1 serving. Weird. ;)

    Oh thank God I thought it was just me lolol
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    4? Mine comes with 1 serving. Weird. ;)

    Oh thank God I thought it was just me lolol

    The frozen ones are the worst because everything like that is better frozen.
    Nanaimo bars I'm bad with too. My "bar" is a slab
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    I confess I have never had a nanaimo bar and after looking up what they are, it's probably just better that way :-)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    I make them homemade. I think squeezing the limes counts as cardio, so that justifies eating the whole pie.

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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    I confess that the above picture has aroused me more than any photo on any profile on this site!
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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    I confess, I've been called worse.
  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    I confess that a container of Ben & Jerrys will always be one serving to me.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I confess my homemade bbq pulled pork (or chicken) comes in 5 lb serving size but I only eat a .5 serving (shrug) not my fault ......
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    jtegirl wrote: »
    kayfhoward1 wrote: »
    I confess that I can not buy a whole key-lime pie because the box lies. The box says there are ten servings. I say there are NOT ten servings but rather there are four.

    I confess that a container of Ben & Jerrys will always be one serving to me.

    Ditto.
  • Rosie_McA
    Rosie_McA Posts: 256 Member
    I confess to buying a selfie stick, which is a bit rich considering how much I've mocked others in the past for having one.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Rosie_TG wrote: »
    I confess to buying a selfie stick, which is a bit rich considering how much I've mocked others in the past for having one.

    Are you using one for your profile pic?
  • Rosie_McA
    Rosie_McA Posts: 256 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Rosie_TG wrote: »
    I confess to buying a selfie stick, which is a bit rich considering how much I've mocked others in the past for having one.

    Are you using one for your profile pic?

    I haven't yet, but maybe I should so as not to frighten people with my close-up shot? :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess I like watching the internet bickering on this site, sometimes.

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  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    I confess I don't know how to respond to dudes that spot me.

    When I finish the set and you say, "let me know when you want some," then blush and trail off, did you say what I HEARD you say or did you mean that you're available to spot my next set when I'm ready?

    Or

    "Don't worry, I got you, I'm already in there," are you assuring me of my safety or are you giving yourself a motivational speech about some of other kind entirely?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    I confess I don't know how to respond to dudes that spot me.

    When I finish the set and you say, "let me know when you want some," then blush and trail off, did you say what I HEARD you say or did you mean that you're available to spot my next set when I'm ready?

    Or

    "Don't worry, I got you, I'm already in there," are you assuring me of my safety or are you giving yourself a motivational speech about some of other kind entirely?

    I assume it means, when You are ready to lift weights again, meaning you want some, some = lifting weights. Because when you lift, "broh", you are getting some, "broh". Therefore the person is being courteous since they are willing to spot you, the next time you want some more reps to get ripped.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    edited September 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    I confess I don't know how to respond to dudes that spot me.

    When I finish the set and you say, "let me know when you want some," then blush and trail off, did you say what I HEARD you say or did you mean that you're available to spot my next set when I'm ready?

    Or

    "Don't worry, I got you, I'm already in there," are you assuring me of my safety or are you giving yourself a motivational speech about some of other kind entirely?

    I assume it means, when You are ready to lift weights again, meaning you want some, some = lifting weights. Because when you lift, "broh", you are getting some, "broh". Therefore the person is being courteous since they are willing to spot you, the next time you want some more reps to get ripped.

    I'm a lady, not a broh. Does that change the context, lol?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess I like watching the internet bickering on this site, sometimes.

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    you should get a special hat to wear while watching!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited September 2016
    I confess that the rental SUV I have makes me feel like I'm driving a tank and as I drove home I had visions of plowing through cars. I didn't because I'm not stupid like the sneezer who hopefully totalled my van but I had visions.
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    I confess to watching "My 600 lb life" when I'm on the elliptical....sometimes it's the only motivation that keeps me on that instrument of torture!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    I confess I don't know how to respond to dudes that spot me.

    When I finish the set and you say, "let me know when you want some," then blush and trail off, did you say what I HEARD you say or did you mean that you're available to spot my next set when I'm ready?

    Or

    "Don't worry, I got you, I'm already in there," are you assuring me of my safety or are you giving yourself a motivational speech about some of other kind entirely?

    I assume it means, when You are ready to lift weights again, meaning you want some, some = lifting weights. Because when you lift, "broh", you are getting some, "broh". Therefore the person is being courteous since they are willing to spot you, the next time you want some more reps to get ripped.

    I'm a lady, not a broh. Does that change the context, lol?

    Not when lifting weights, "broh". :)

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