True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    I confess that someone on my street has a Bluetooth speaker and I just started playing the Halloween theme tune through in. :D I'm in need of further ideas.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    Hahahaha I new you were a freak.

    But I like it
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
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    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.
  • LeGaCyGiAnT91
    LeGaCyGiAnT91 Posts: 405 Member
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    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    This is love.
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    Rim jobs give me a turtle head
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    tiny_rick wrote: »
    Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    Rim jobs give me a turtle head

    It's like licking the last bit out of an ice cream machine. Squeaky clean!

    I was thinking ice cream out of the bottom of a sundae cup but this works too.
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    I confess I don't understand the fascination some folks have with mermaids
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
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    mledford0116 wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    I wish I could figure out how to do the clapping hands emoji on here.

    New bestie found.

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