True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    I poop in your living room

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I confess my thumbs are too big to hit the DIBS thread and I keep hitting the numbers and it asks me if I want to call that number and I get excited for a split second thinking I have @kitty_meow_meow_ 's number

    For a small fee of about tree fiddy I can provide this to you.
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    I confess mermaid was not at all code for anything
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I confess that nobody lives in my basement or poops in my living room and that makes me feel left out.

    You have 5 kids. How is this even possible?

    I make them poop outside.

    LMAO! Hilarious.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I confess that nobody lives in my basement or poops in my living room and that makes me feel left out.

    You have 5 kids. How is this even possible?

    I make them poop outside.

    Brilliant, actually!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Actually it doesn't because I have one of those toothbrush cover thingies and I ALWAYS shut the lid before I flush and so does my husband.

    What about squeezing your legs together to cover the opening when you flush? Does that count as containment enough?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
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    erica_today wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    Hahahaha I new you were a freak.

    But I like it

    Did you know she is a thespian?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Actually it doesn't because I have one of those toothbrush cover thingies and I ALWAYS shut the lid before I flush and so does my husband.

    What about squeezing your legs together to cover the opening when you flush? Does that count as containment enough?

    Are you saying that you stay sitting on the toilet when you flush? Then your butt's covered in everything.

    How else do you handle a public toilet with no lid situation? It's cool though I called dibs on the flushable wipes. It will be spotless.

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