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Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!
My co-workers and I were talking about awkward dates and pick up lines and from some reason I'm still laughing about this one
Your eyes are like wrenches. Every time I look into them, they tighten my nuts...
What's your favorite pick up line?
Your eyes are like wrenches. Every time I look into them, they tighten my nuts...
What's your favorite pick up line?
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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bedrock0
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Are you my toe? Cus I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture0
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Are you a postman? Because I see you checking out my package0
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(Lean in real close) I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it0
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Oh you're a charmer!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?0 -
If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"0
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kyleebrown623 wrote: »If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"
I think you're lacking some vitamin me0 -
Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you0
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Is your name Google?... Cause you seem to have everything I'm looking for..0
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I'm no weatherman but I predict you will be getting 6-8" tonight.0
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You’re on my list of things to do tonight.0
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How about a pizza and sex? What's wrong, don't you like pizza?0
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I'm not a photographer... but I can sure picture us together.0
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You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.0
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You look so much like my next boyfriend!0
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I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?0
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, Nice T!Ts.
Oh wait, you mean best pick up lines....? Let me think about that one for a minute.0 -
Augh something is wrong with my phone! your number isnt in it0
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Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
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Do you work at Subway ? Cause you just gave me a footlong0
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You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.0
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.0
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What time do you get off? Can I watch?0
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.0
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Oh you're good!!!
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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Mine: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
My Husbands: How would you like to gain 180lbs for about 10 minutes (classy eh?)
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Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants0
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Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection.0
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