Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!
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Hi. I'm Frank and I'm extremely wealthy.0
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I may be a little prick now but I will give you a big one tonight.0
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"Would you like an Australian Kiss? It's like a French Kiss, except Down Under."0
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Was your butt forged in Mordor? 'Cause baby it's precious.0
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Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.0
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Christmas pick up
Santa is busy and has ask me to help deliver these presents can you help empty these sacks!
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I don't know if it's the best, but certainly is the weirdest:
At a bar, sitting by myself waiting for my cousin to get back with drinks, an man approached me and said; Has anyone ever told you that you have a beautiful swan like neck?
lol, I said thank you, and that was that.0 -
My couch pulls out...but I don't!0
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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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You know what would make your face better, if I sat on it
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Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
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Are you a candle cause im going to blow you0
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You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that *kitten* needs.
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Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long!0
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So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow!0
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Call me Harry styles cause I'm gonna give you that one D0
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Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for!0
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I'm kind of a big deal! lol0
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because they are 100% off at my place.0
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You must be a parking ticket. Because you have Fine written all over you.0
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Just to nerdy it up a bit...
Hey baby, I want to be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves.
Or I can be your second derivative and investigate your concavities.
You must be a 90degree angle, because you are looking right.
Maybe you are just under because you sure are acute-e.0 -
@musclegood_fatbad ...... more nerdiness so to speak, but if at Comicon .....
You can Obi Wan my Kenobi anyday0 -
Just come with me0
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Brilliant lines on this feed lol think us uk folk are corny at times0
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