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Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!0
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LOL classic!0
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Does your dad own a juice factory girl because you are "very fine".0
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Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.0
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Do I know you? Because you look just like my next boyfriend...0
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Are those space pants your wearing? Because your *kitten* is out of this world!
but my personal favorite has always been "Nice shoes. Want to f**k." Yes. I actually hear that at a bar.0 -
You should stop, drop, and roll cause baby you're on FIRE!0
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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my binoculars.
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Your body is 60% water and I'm thirsty!!
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Girl, if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print!0
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Girl, you must be a speeding ticket because you got FINE written all over you!0
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.0
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I told you to stop talking about my mole!!!!0
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You turn my software into hardware!0
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The most horrible one I ever got was...
I want to make you my baby's mama. You don't even have to raise it.
Um, bye lol0 -
@kyleebrown623 Sapped girls can't say no.kyleebrown623 wrote: »If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"
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Hey! Australian guy here,wanna see what I got down under?0
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This works better coming from a guy but it was so funny, I tried it anyway.
Do you have any Indian in you? No. Would you like some?
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're coming with me cause I'm stronger than you."0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're coming with me cause I'm stronger than you."
Lol! Love that!
I lost my number. Can I have yours?0 -
Was your mother a beaver...because DAMN Girl!!!0
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?0
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So...uhh...wanna do it?0
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If I say you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me?0
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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
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