Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!

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  • Jerzeegirl13
    Jerzeegirl13 Posts: 2,113 Member
    edited September 2015
    Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
    I know , i know its dorky
  • Dez11B
    Dez11B Posts: 1,542 Member
    Let's go smoke
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Hi, my name is Mykayla, but you can call me Tonight!
  • TiffanyBeckett
    TiffanyBeckett Posts: 173 Member
    Roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Would you call the police for me? It seems that you’ve stolen my heart.
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    How about we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Hey, can I borrow a mirror quick? *Lady hands you mirror and you check yourself out* Wow. I look good. You should by me a drink.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Would you tell me your name? So when I see you in my dreams I know what to call you by.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

    Have I ever told you that you look like my next girlfriend?
    :smiley:
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

    I gotta eat the booty like groceries!

    I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? ;)
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Hi

    *Hand a woman your cell phone where she can easily type in her number*

    Here...put your number in my phone.

    You'd be surprised how often this works and the number is legit.

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  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    TrailBlazzinMN wrote: »
    Hi

    *Hand a woman your cell phone where she can easily type in her number*

    Here...put your number in my phone.

    You'd be surprised how often this works and the number is legit.

    You're a cutie! Of course it would work! :)
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

    I gotta eat the booty like groceries!

    I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? ;)

    8 inches

    That will work! Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
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  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    TrailBlazzinMN wrote: »
    Hi

    *Hand a woman your cell phone where she can easily type in her number*

    Here...put your number in my phone.

    You'd be surprised how often this works and the number is legit.

    You're a cutie! Of course it would work! :)

    <3

    Seriously though. This works whether someone is a cutie or not. It's all about being calm, cool, and relaxed. Not worried about rejection either. A little style (clothing) does help too. Guys should be taking notes. I'm giving them pearls here!

  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    edited September 2015
    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

    I gotta eat the booty like groceries!

    I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? ;)

    8 inches
    That's 6 more than me. Lucky.

    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    That will work! Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
    :astonished:
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  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    TrailBlazzinMN wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    TrailBlazzinMN wrote: »
    Hi

    *Hand a woman your cell phone where she can easily type in her number*

    Here...put your number in my phone.

    You'd be surprised how often this works and the number is legit.

    You're a cutie! Of course it would work! :)

    <3

    Seriously though. This works whether someone is a cutie or not. It's all about being calm, cool, and relaxed. Not worried about rejection either. A little style (clothing) does help too. Guys should be taking notes. I'm giving them pearls here!

    Lol! I wonder how that would work in reverse - woman approaching a man! I'll be sure to give it a try and report back! ;)
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    Lol! I wonder how that would work in reverse - woman approaching a man! I'll be sure to give it a try and report back! ;)

    Psychology between men and women are different but it definitely could work!
  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    And my last one for the next few hours since I have a mtg at 1...

    You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    You and your friends look like hard workers. I have a few openings you guys can fill.

    Fixed it for you ;)
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  • Jessyd76
    Jessyd76 Posts: 539 Member
    TrailBlazzinMN wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    You and your friends look like hard workers. I have a few openings you guys can fill.

    Fixed it for you ;)

    Hahahahah! Thanks for the edit! ;)

    yuvaboddy wrote: »
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    And my last one for the next few hours since I have a mtg at 1...

    You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

    I want the private one

    Anything for you sexy! ;)

    And both of y'all suck! I just busted out laughing in a meeting and had to come up with some bs as to what I was laughing at. :tongue:
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    edited September 2015
    Jessyd76 wrote: »
    And both of y'all suck! I just busted out laughing in a meeting and had to come up with some bs as to what I was laughing at. :tongue:

    It's best to be honest and just tell them the truth. If you can bring MFP up on the overhead projector, that would be great.
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