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    I've found the perfect diet! Details in this post...

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    • Posts: 10 Member
      does it come in different flavors??
    • Posts: 512 Member
      Lol at you all. And I didn't even think of the tap water vs. mineral water thing. I don't know.....the chlorine (or whatever it is) that they put in our tap water must be good for us, right? And of course ice burns more calories than simply drinking water -- your body has to work to melt it, like someone said. ;)
    • Posts: 88 Member
      This has made my day! I hope it's locally sourced :smiley:
    • Posts: 4,590 Member
      naw bruh. breatharianism all the way :P lol
    • Posts: 5,864 Member
      No, it might have that awful fluoride stuff in it
    • Posts: 8,578 Member
      Is it from a renewable source?
    • Posts: 14 Member
      Ouch! I was just at my dentist - one of my molars broke last week and I'm having a crown put in. (Guess I'd have to 'juice' it...)
    • Posts: 22,505 Member
      Do I use the database entry for raw or frozen?
    • Posts: 398 Member
      If I carry it around in a bucket can I count it as exercise too?
    • Posts: 1,030 Member
      In your research did this cause temporary water weight gain? I am surprised @tincanonastring hasn't patented this one already.
    • Posts: 15,151 Member
      4vs3itw9dnv4.jpeg

      MY perfect!
    • Posts: 8,488 Member
      Liftng4Lis wrote: »
      4vs3itw9dnv4.jpeg

      MY perfect!

      Did you add extra nutrients to the original diet?
      If so, will I gain weight with the new and improved recipe?

      If I lift a fork to my mouth to eat it, instead of my normal face plant, can I count the calories burnt?

      Cheers, h.
    • Posts: 787 Member
      middlehaitch wrote: »
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      Did you add extra nutrients to the original diet?
      If so, will I gain weight with the new and improved recipe?

      If I lift a fork to my mouth to eat it, instead of my normal face plant, can I count the calories burnt?

      Cheers, h.

      A face plant might burn more calories. You're moving your entire torso, instead of just your arm. Sit up between each bite for extra exercise.
    • Posts: 2,040 Member
      lmfao
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      This diet is devoid of monoglucosaccharides. How are you cleansing your metabolic ducts?
    • Posts: 5,468 Member
      Shut up and take my money!!!11111
    • Posts: 944 Member
      Is the water alkaline? If not, you're going to be feeding the candida and cancer cells lurking in your body just waiting for an opportunity to take over!
    • Posts: 8,488 Member
      Good thinking yellowantphil. Love the compounds.

      Cheers, h.
    • Posts: 18,827 Member
      ARE YOU CRAZY?? This diet is DANGEROUS!!

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    • Posts: 3,203 Member
      momonay96 wrote: »
      does it come in different flavors??

      Of course not. Everyone knows that if you add anything to water then it ceases to be water and will, in fact, dehydrate you. Duh!
    • Posts: 138 Member
      Timelordlady85 wrote: »
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      for a low monthly fee of 9.99 they will send them to you via UPS lol

      If I prepay 3 months at a time, do I get a discount? Only to promise to raise your fees every 6 months?
    • Posts: 138 Member
      jessathemessa wrote: »
      Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!

      Well you need to pay attention to your macros, and adjust accordingly.
    • Posts: 122 Member
      edited September 2015
      jessathemessa wrote: »
      Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!


      Clearly you aren't weighing anything with a food scale...
    • Posts: 42 Member
      Liftng4Lis wrote: »
      4vs3itw9dnv4.jpeg

      MY perfect!
      My daily breakfast...
    • Posts: 502 Member
      jessathemessa wrote: »
      Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!

      Duh. Weight loss isn't linear.
    • Posts: 3,133 Member
      Will this help with my high fiber diet needs :grey_question:
    • Posts: 12,942 Member
      Love it! :D
    • Posts: 18,827 Member
      PrizePopple wrote: »
      Will this help with my high fiber diet needs :grey_question:

      You should let the water sit for a few weeks. I did this with a water bottle once and the fiber is grew was magnificant!
    • Posts: 5,377 Member
      For once, an actual negative calorie food.
    • Posts: 18,827 Member
      edited September 2015
      senecarr wrote: »
      For once, an actual negative calorie food.

      I think fingernails are a negative calorie food. Coz, you already burned calories growing them, then you burn calories chewing them, then you burn calories digesting them and because they were already a part of you, they are negative calories. Only works with your own. You have to count it when you eat someone elses.
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