I've found the perfect diet! Details in this post...

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  • Amarilis17
    Amarilis17 Posts: 4 Member
    Monklady123 wrote: »
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    Perfect. ;)
    Now that's just mean! Ha,ha!!!
  • kpk54
    kpk54 Posts: 4,474 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    For once, an actual negative calorie food.

    But only if you chew them.
  • Losinandmovin
    Losinandmovin Posts: 188 Member
    rainah84 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
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    MY perfect!
    My daily breakfast...

    Yes, please. ☺
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  • Karen_can_do_this
    Karen_can_do_this Posts: 1,150 Member
    Omfg I've got tears from laughing :lol:
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,029 Member
    I'm assuming this is a cold meal. What happens if you nuke it?

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  • catt952
    catt952 Posts: 190 Member
    recipe pls
  • coco_bee
    coco_bee Posts: 173 Member
    LOL :D Are you sure this isnt a processed food? and how many calories per cube?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,342 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    I'm assuming this is a cold meal. What happens if you nuke it?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    When it's hot, it melts fat!!
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    I'm assuming this is a cold meal. What happens if you nuke it?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    When it's hot, it melts fat!!

    You'd never believe it but it's true! Subscribe to my newsletter to find out how it can work for you!
  • NoIdea101NoIdea
    NoIdea101NoIdea Posts: 659 Member
    I can't believe this got flagged as abuse. Some people have no sense of humour :p
  • PinkPixiexox
    PinkPixiexox Posts: 4,142 Member
    NoIdea101NoIdea wrote: »
    I can't believe this got flagged as abuse. Some people have no sense of humour :p

    Some people can be a little miserable on here! If we can't laugh along the way, what is the point!
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    Who ever flagged this either occidentally clicked it or has a sense of humour bypass!
  • Monklady123
    Monklady123 Posts: 512 Member
    NoIdea101NoIdea wrote: »
    I can't believe this got flagged as abuse. Some people have no sense of humour :p

    Yes, it was intended a purely something to chuckle about, poking a bit of fun at all of us since I would imagine most of us have tried one or more on the list in the OP. I've done WW so I know all about low fat. I'm pre-diabetic so I can tell you all about low-carb. And all of us have seen ads, or replied to questions here, about the "magic diet pills" or the cleanse things or pre-made diet meals -- all those things that aren't healthy, or at the very least are expensive.

    Anyway, off to get some ice cubes made from pure spring water brought from the Himalayas by llama (or whatever animal does the work there) and frozen "naturally". Yum. ;)
  • Machka9
    Machka9 Posts: 25,699 Member
    I think both the original post and the comments here are hilarious ... made my day. I wish I could share this thread. :grin:
  • daniwilford
    daniwilford Posts: 1,030 Member
    Every good story needs a little comic relief.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,760 Member
    NoIdea101NoIdea wrote: »
    I can't believe this got flagged as abuse. Some people have no sense of humour :p

    And I was thinking how it should be a sticky!

  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    Excellent! It's even low carb! I'm in.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    I'm assuming this is a cold meal. What happens if you nuke it?

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    Pass the Pepto Bismol!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Does this diet qualify as a VLCD and, if so, what can I do to avoid the low calorie warning when I complete my diary entry?
  • aubyshortcake
    aubyshortcake Posts: 796 Member
    I've had a problem with this diet for a few days now. Maybe you can help. I prepare my plate and set it at the outside patio table while I take a few minutes to prepare a cold beverage and feed my dog. When I go back outside to eat my delicious meal, my dinner is gone! The only thing left in its place is a puddle of water, yuck! This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

    I just do not understand what is happening! This has caused me a great deal of emotional pain as I really look forward to these cubed meals.
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    aubyshortcake wrote: »
    I've had a problem with this diet for a few days now. Maybe you can help. I prepare my plate and set it at the outside patio table while I take a few minutes to prepare a cold beverage and feed my dog. When I go back outside to eat my delicious meal, my dinner is gone! The only thing left in its place is a puddle of water, yuck! This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

    I just do not understand what is happening! This has caused me a great deal of emotional pain as I really look forward to these cubed meals.

    Try moving to a colder climate.
  • momoharuno
    momoharuno Posts: 141 Member
    yellowantphil wrote: »
    aubyshortcake wrote: »
    I've had a problem with this diet for a few days now. Maybe you can help. I prepare my plate and set it at the outside patio table while I take a few minutes to prepare a cold beverage and feed my dog. When I go back outside to eat my delicious meal, my dinner is gone! The only thing left in its place is a puddle of water, yuck! This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

    I just do not understand what is happening! This has caused me a great deal of emotional pain as I really look forward to these cubed meals.

    Try moving to a colder climate.

    Yep uprooting your life is the only solution if you're truly devoted to this proven diet, I heard a celebrity endorse it on tv, it's obviously going to work!
  • TamLam99
    TamLam99 Posts: 247 Member
    looks like a decent portion size :)
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    This diet has to be supported by Dr. Oz for it to work.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Caitwn wrote: »
    Guys. Those things in the picture, they're great, but I just discovered something really important.

    If you let them just sit for awhile they turn into CLEAR JUICE, and it's just as nutritious as the original stuff. Maybe even better, because I bet you can use that juice for a cleanse.

    You don't even need a special blender.

    Also too, my dog seems to like it a lot.
    :open_mouth:
    Mind. BLOWN!

  • daniwilford
    daniwilford Posts: 1,030 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Does this diet qualify as a VLCD and, if so, what can I do to avoid the low calorie warning when I complete my diary entry?

    Have you never heard the saying, "Eat more, to lose more"? With diet it actually works; so just keep eating. If you don't ever finish for the day, you never get the warning.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,647 Member
    What!? This isn't about McChickens at all! >:[
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I looked in the database and frozen or raw have different entries. OMG?!?!?!?? HALP! Does this count toward all 3 MACROS? Why is sodium going up when I log this?
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