I've found the perfect diet! Details in this post...

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    MY perfect!
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,484 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
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    MY perfect!

    Did you add extra nutrients to the original diet?
    If so, will I gain weight with the new and improved recipe?

    If I lift a fork to my mouth to eat it, instead of my normal face plant, can I count the calories burnt?

    Cheers, h.
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    middlehaitch wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    4vs3itw9dnv4.jpeg

    MY perfect!

    Did you add extra nutrients to the original diet?
    If so, will I gain weight with the new and improved recipe?

    If I lift a fork to my mouth to eat it, instead of my normal face plant, can I count the calories burnt?

    Cheers, h.

    A face plant might burn more calories. You're moving your entire torso, instead of just your arm. Sit up between each bite for extra exercise.
  • myheartsabattleground
    myheartsabattleground Posts: 2,040 Member
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    lmfao
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    This diet is devoid of monoglucosaccharides. How are you cleansing your metabolic ducts?
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    Shut up and take my money!!!11111
  • Strawblackcat
    Strawblackcat Posts: 944 Member
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    Is the water alkaline? If not, you're going to be feeding the candida and cancer cells lurking in your body just waiting for an opportunity to take over!
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,484 Member
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    Good thinking yellowantphil. Love the compounds.

    Cheers, h.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    ARE YOU CRAZY?? This diet is DANGEROUS!!

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  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
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    momonay96 wrote: »
    does it come in different flavors??

    Of course not. Everyone knows that if you add anything to water then it ceases to be water and will, in fact, dehydrate you. Duh!
  • cndkendrick
    cndkendrick Posts: 138 Member
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    Timelordlady85 wrote: »
    Char231023 wrote: »
    Do you have a meal plan where I can buy all the cubes I will need for a month? Do they come prepackage?

    for a low monthly fee of 9.99 they will send them to you via UPS lol

    If I prepay 3 months at a time, do I get a discount? Only to promise to raise your fees every 6 months?
  • cndkendrick
    cndkendrick Posts: 138 Member
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    jessathemessa wrote: »
    Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!

    Well you need to pay attention to your macros, and adjust accordingly.
  • piheart
    piheart Posts: 122 Member
    edited September 2015
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    jessathemessa wrote: »
    Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!


    Clearly you aren't weighing anything with a food scale...
  • rainah84
    rainah84 Posts: 42 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
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    MY perfect!
    My daily breakfast...
  • faurotann
    faurotann Posts: 405 Member
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    jessathemessa wrote: »
    Um, I've been on this diet for three hours and I've gained 0.6 pounds. What am I doing wrong? I logged it!

    Duh. Weight loss isn't linear.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
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    Will this help with my high fiber diet needs :grey_question:
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    Love it! :D
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    PrizePopple wrote: »
    Will this help with my high fiber diet needs :grey_question:

    You should let the water sit for a few weeks. I did this with a water bottle once and the fiber is grew was magnificant!
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    For once, an actual negative calorie food.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
    edited September 2015
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    senecarr wrote: »
    For once, an actual negative calorie food.

    I think fingernails are a negative calorie food. Coz, you already burned calories growing them, then you burn calories chewing them, then you burn calories digesting them and because they were already a part of you, they are negative calories. Only works with your own. You have to count it when you eat someone elses.

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