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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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I don't even know... I'm still happy about that last post. :-)0
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Swallowed a marble0
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Our cocaine party got too wild0
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I injected her with the zombie mutation gene0
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Slipped on the ice when Dining and Dashing!0
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Dysentery0
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Botched gender reassignment surgery
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Old age
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Insisted her glasses were really contacts and crammed them in her eyes...0
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Ate all he stuffed animals in her sleep..she dreamt they were candy0
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I killed him.0
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Some kind of Freak accident! He was in the hot tub and had a tv on the wall mount above. While watching the game, his team scored, he yelled so loudly "YEAH!!!" which made such a vibration thus making the tv jump with fright and falling into the hot tub below.
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She had Christmas shoes violently shoved down her throat0
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saying "just one more donut.."0
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Dread got caught in a wood chipper...
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She was the first casualty in the zombie apocalypse, and she was so thoroughly killed that she couldn't even come back as a zombie0
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He concocted a Mock Zombie Potion which was supposed to only last for ten minutes! Unfortunately his cats got a hold of it and in that ten minutes ate his brains!0
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She was building a house and accidentally sealed herself into a wall, Cask of Amontillado style0
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He died of self-administered friction burns0
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