How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Wore his hat too tight..cut off the circulation to his brain

slimgirljo15

Died laughing at me..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought it would be fun poking at a Kangaroo in the wild! TKO in.000023 seconds!
Sadly she never regained consciousness and I had to pull the plug!

15omega

Went on walk about and was never heard from again

lunidevojka

Lost control of the lamb for his sacrifice and was pushed into the fire.

ilfaith

Was giving the Corvette wave to another driver, and went off the side of the road, crashing into a tree.

lunidevojka

Dropped a weight on her face checking herself out in the mirror.

slimgirljo15

A very strange guillotine accident..you see her practicing in her profile pic...it was a stage act gone horribly wrong..

ilfaith

Mistaken for a virgin and thrown into a volcano to appease the gods

singingflutelady

Falling off a bench and hitting her head

Mrj183

choking on a flute

slimgirljo15

Also choked on a flute..

ilfaith

Bludgeoned to death with a French horn

15omega

Beaten with a Bible Belt

slimgirljo15

In my arms of old age..

Mrj183

of dehydration

slimgirljo15

^^also dehydration..

15omega

Had the big one from the big one

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fell into a crevice

slimgirljo15

Nail gun accident.....she got nailed

15omega

Bitten by a cobra

FabulousFantasticFifty

Battery acid

slimgirljo15

Sun cancer

lunidevojka

Got hit by a bus of the thunder down under dancers

15omega

In childbirth from the demon seed

FabulousFantasticFifty

Trying to race Mario Andretti

15omega

Thrown from a mechanical bull

slimgirljo15

Trying to perform a position from the karma sutra.... .it twisted something..

Mrj183

satisfied

slimgirljo15

^^^ ..good one...

Stroke..