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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Trying to perform a position from the karma sutra.... .it twisted something..
She fell for the wrong guy who put her through too much. She wanted head over heels and got heels over head.
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Total and complete exhaustion..tied to a bed..made to perform for days...
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Worn out from keeping all the amusement rides open.0
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Riding a defected car0
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Drank the blood of a junky....sent her nuts ..dazed and confused she wandered the night ..couldn't find her coffin..died in a blaze as the sun came up...fizzled and popped like a cracker0
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condom was too tight and all the pressure exploded out through his nose. giving him a brain aneurysm0
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Water boarding to divulge secrets gone wrong0
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Died abruptly from heart complications while giving it to a lady friend0
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underestimated the effects of the the cowbell
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Spider bite - brown recluse0
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Learning to shave with a cut throat razor...
Somehow slit his own throat and dump himself in the river..
Im sure it was self inflicted..honest mr policeman...
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Tried to be a good girl, body could not handle it, and shut down out of shock xx0
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Fell into a vat of acid - only her shoes were left.0
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Constipation
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Acid fell through the upstair neighbors bathroom and seeped into her bath water.0
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Russian roulette0
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Challenged someone to a game of quarters and died of alcohol poisoning0
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Tortured by the mob0
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Gently in her sleep after a long happy life.
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Awww...by my side...your heart gives out 5 mins later ..you couldn't live without me
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she forgot to come up for air 0
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Died during sexual asphyxiation0
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Rabies from rabid duck bite.0
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Choked on a bone 0
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Keel hauled. He was the mate0
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Rabid dog bite.0
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