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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    If only we all could be so lucky!


    Was hitchhiking after his car broke down. And was picked up by a crazy family of Cannibals.

  • steviesmith469
    steviesmith469 Posts: 230 Member
    crashed on a deserted island
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Ivan Drago in the 12th round
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Electrocution
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    erotic asphyxiation
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stuck in an elevator. Farted ..gassed himself
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was captured by Pirates and forced to walk the Plank while drunk
    Since she could hold her liquor well and didn't fall off they decided to tie her to the prow and make her their Figurehead where she finally faded away after about 6 days of swallowing Sea water and drying out in the hot sun! She was however preserved beautifully!
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Red hair mistaken for a forest fire and crushed under several tons of water from aerial water bomber.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Horribly..screaming in agony ..as an assassin pours acid down his throat
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    While petting Koala bitten by poisonous spider nesting in its fur
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mob hit..they broke every bone in his body ..tortured over several days...till he begged for death.....they threw him into the river where he drowned
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Patient Zero for a new virus with no cure that seems not to infect anyone else.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    Swimming in the amazon a rare worm burrowed into the eye of his ****..pupated there and laid eggs..they hatched and burrowed further into his stomach and ate him alive ..
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    She lost it when one too many tourists asked her if she had "shrimps on the barbie". Suffered a massive stroke and BAM! Dead on the spot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Slipped on a kerb and fell into a passing car
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Deadly STD after unprotected sexting...
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Torn to shreds when trying to clip an eagle's wings
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Tetanus
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Swallowed by San Andreas fault while out for a jog
  • Shyness40
    Shyness40 Posts: 3,430 Member
    Wild dog attack
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    Pollen Attack.
  • Shyness40
    Shyness40 Posts: 3,430 Member
    provencal73 wrote: »
    Pollen Attack.

    YES!!! It's killing me slowly. lol
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    caught in a burning building, too shy to dial 911
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
    camel stumbles into a hole he falls off but gets his leg caught and is dragged for miles
  • Texas2Fit
    Texas2Fit Posts: 30 Member
    Word got out that she voted for a liberal in West Texas.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drive by..
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Infection while getting a tattoo (not from an ink tattoo but from a paper cut on the paper tattoos you get from a Cracker Jack box)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rat poisoning..now who do you suppose did that..hides box of poison in closet :#
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Accidentally grabbed the wrong box when sweetening her coffee!
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    She's Australian. Something venomous will get her eventually...
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