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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mad cow disease
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ecstacy OD..she still doesn't realise shes dead..thinks its just a ripper trip
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Whiskey od
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She tried cooking a Gourmet meal on a space heater and was badly burned
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Snorted washing powder.thought it would*clean* her sinuses
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She's immortal I tell you!!!!
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    While filing documents and snacking at work before her trip, she cut her lip with a paper clip and from the shock, she tripped and slipped and broker her hip. Paralyzed from the agonizing pain, she chokes on the chip with bean dip laced with cool whip (she was pregnant) as blood begins to drip endlessly from her lip (the baby survived, though - they named him Skip)
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Died in a turf-war gang-related brawl - Pocket Protectors vs. Abaci...
  • jennifernapier22
    jennifernapier22 Posts: 22 Member
    Ferris wheel malfunctions, his cart plummets 50 feet...fortunately, he lands on a booth serving overpriced peanuts to passerby for $2.00 a bag, it breaks his fall and he's barely got a few scratches. Unfortunately, he recently developed a severe peanut allergy. He swells up and dies within minutes. He's so salty and well-preserved that they don't even have to embalm him.
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Killed by whomever is killing the most beautiful people in the world in the new zoolander movie
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    While exchanging gifts at the office holiday party, she was overwhelmed by the weight of the white elephant in the room - literally and figuratively
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited March 2016
    She joins a Cult because of her deepest beliefs in Aliens being our ancestors! Her Cult leader brainwashes her into thinking that humans will gain more energy and get stronger by using the earth's metals as fuel. She eats every coin, magnet, piece of tin and aluminum can that she can consume which causes her a severe blockage in her intestines but what actually kills her is when she turns on her microwave and she explodes! :grimace:
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Would not fart..held on ..guts began to swell..till finally..KABOOM..in a stinking cloud and in pieces she expires
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Died from a throat-punch from her Sensei because she didn't "sweep the leg"...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I.....I mean someone replaced the water inhis water bottle with bleach...
    Good news is his teeth were super white for the wake.. :D
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
    slipped on a snail
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mob hit..stuffed live in a suitcase and placed in 5 feet of wet concrete in the foundation of a building
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol..lethal injection after murdering someone by shoving tootsie pops down their throat
  • Kullerva
    Kullerva Posts: 1,114 Member
    Drank molten lead (thought it was a protein shake)
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Office ceiling collapsed
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