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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Although she came as she was and how he wanted her to be, it turned out that he DID have a gun and shot her with it...
    #memoria
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    trampled at Trump rally
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Although he was tall enough to get in the ride, he was not smart enough to buckle up and he fell 100 feet face first from the Ferris wheel...
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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She was beaten by a mob of angry kindergarteners when she told them snack time was over.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Some Psychotic Woman that escaped from the Institution. She wanted to find out if wonder woman was indestructible.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    After she killed me, superman avenged my death
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Although she could bring home the bacon, she was never proficient at frying it in a pan. She started a kitchen fire preparing breakfast one morning while watching "Press Your Luck" as her perfume got too close to the flame...
    #enjoli
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He decided one day that it would be a good idea to go to his ex girlfriends salon for a haircut and shave. He ended up with a straight razor right to the jugular!
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Electric chair when the FYI found her pit of dead Filipino sex slave bodies
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Died in a shootout with the FBI for music/movie piracy. Authorities later found several 8-tracks and Beta tapes in the trunk of her Merkur XR4Ti...
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  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    started publishing her horror stories, became a renowned author, then Kathy Bates kidnapped her and kept her in a cabin. Died after getting sepsis from broken ankles.
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    was thirsty in the desert, tried to drink camel's milk .. camel sat on him
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited March 2016
    Black Friday stampede, trampled to death at Walmart.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Auto erotica..just had to go that extra minute...died with a smile on her face though
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Tried pleasuring herself with a horse a la Catherine the Great. Was trampled to death.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^Love that one.. :D ...tragic bungee jumping accident..rope broke ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Too much Rocket fuel! She walked in the path of a herd of kangaroos running from Poachers!
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    While on a kangaroo hunting expedition in Australia, was pricked by a poisonous platypus...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Set on fire in a riot....
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She died of old age while writing that wall of text
  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    Lol!

    He won't die. He's probably a vampire.
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