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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Keeps the cyanide next to the stevia
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Constipation..apparently if you cant sh1t you die :o
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Diarrhea ... Too much of the opposite is bad too.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wallowing in his own excrement.....poisoned by a mega dose of laxative .....now who would do such a thing :#
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    While standing outside of a home in Canada, staring through a window watching someone she poisoned dying, an icicle falls from the eaves and impales her through the top of her head.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    @slimgirljo15 got to him... He didn't stand a chance
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Saw to much and @slimgirljo15 had to eliminate all witnesses
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    Idk what happened ..word is he was stuffed live into a trunk and dropped into the ocean..trunk weighted with heavy rock..but thats just what I heard..I know thing :#
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    One of the first to make mars home..went outside for a walk ..got hole in space suit..
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Thought the moon really was cheese...its not
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    Bear attack ..they thought she was goldilocks
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Spontaneous combustion
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Trampled by a camel
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Eaten by a pack of dingos
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Under me..his heart couldn't take it
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    In the middle of the night She was digging a hole to bury the body of the Lover she killed. When she reached 6 feet she realized that she had forgotten a ladder to get out of the hole. Since she chose a very secluded area and chose not to call out for fear of being discovered with a dead body, and the cold of the night, she died of exposure.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She was the victim of a drive by fruiting
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Gracefully fell while extreme square-dancing...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Focused too hard while trying to levitate a paperclip, and suffered from a fatal brain tumor
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    He was the sewer repairman assigned to unclog the mess I caused. He killed himself shortly thereafter...
  • dadupe
    dadupe Posts: 47 Member
    As the hero gotham deserved.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Couldn't get out of his bathroom..door jammed..in an effort to escape the stench..he jumped out the window..he forgot he lived on the 10th floor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    He was smothered by something..they found a single short hair suck in his teeth ..looks like a kitty did it :o
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She was always a bit late to the party. The last time she was ever late anywhere she took a wrong turn in a bad neighborhood.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A lethal case of foot in mouth
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  • ligiam1412
    ligiam1412 Posts: 223 Member
    At the dentists chair
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