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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Jo died in his arms...from leprosy. He caught it.
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    Smashed in a chain car accident
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    Was posing as an international jewel thief from Paris and was trying to fence some ice. He was found out to be a fraud from Picipsy Kansas and his diamonds rock candy, so the real criminals made him eat all of his fake diamonds and left him hanging upside down from the top of the Eiffel Tower where he choked to death!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    That's scary up there that's why I don't drive in the Winter! :grimace:

    She was chasing Tornados and was struck by a cow!
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
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    carb overdose!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    She got envious of guys because we can pee in urinals, so she tried to do it herself. Unfortunately some of it went down her leg and onto the floor, and when she stepped back from the urinal she slipped in it. She smacked her head on the handle of the urinal, and died on the bathroom floor with her skirt around her ankles and lying in a puddle of her own pee.
  • KateGifford
    KateGifford Posts: 2,393 Member
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    He was going speed sailing and was standing in the front of the boat to catch the wind on his face. Unfortunately, a seagull was flying low, and smacked him in the face, breaking his sunglasses. A shard of the lens embedded in his eye, causing an infection he couldn't come back from
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Out shopping in the post christmas sales..She came across a beautiful dress ..half price. But another lady grabbed it from her hands claiming it to be hers..Im the ensuing fight she fought valiantly but was no match for the crazed woman shopper..bleeding profusely she bled out on the floor of the shop.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    She stayed up 10 days in a row without sleep in her workshop, filling chalkboards with calculations about how to best kidnap me. Unfortunately on the day before she was going to execute her genius plan, she died of sleep deprivation.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He was kidnapped by a blonde lady..kept in her basement and used as a love toy...he was very happy..until she grew tired of him and days turned to months chained on the bed...she came to visit him one last time..his joy so great he had a heart attack..
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    @slimgirljo15 and @lauranorr entered a contest with each other to see who could kill me in the most creative way, and sadly ended up just killing each other instead. Everyone else enjoyed the show though, as there was a jello pit involved for some reason...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    While Jo drowned in the jello pit at @lauranorr 's hands, she died when she tried to get out and slipped, impaling herself on one of the pit's edge spikes.
  • windee52
    windee52 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    @lauranorr - my new hobby is reading your posts, Lol!
    Ok sorry, skip this post
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    She was killed during the grand opening of a new skyscraper, named in her honor for her great humanitarian works. Given a penthouse at the top, she was asked to take the inaugural ride up the elevator. As she stepped in, the doors malfunctioned and snapped shut on her legs. She fell inside with her bottom half hanging out of the doors, and before it could be stopped the elevator began to ascend. She was cut in half at the waist, but was kept from dying immediately as the elevator stopped, holding her intestines in place. She bled out while the first responders tried to free her.

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