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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    She died of grief after the man in the Ponch sunglasses passed away, as she'd spent so much time thinking (some might even say fantasizing) about the guy and his sunglasses, that to exist in a world without him was just too much. One night, in her grief, she decided to take a bath to console herself. She took an entire bottle of red wine into the bathroom with her, filled the tub with hot water, got in, and promptly dropped a toaster in with her. It was the only way she could see her way past the grief. Such a shame...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was a great romeo and juliet love story..or should I say Laura and the name that cannot be spoken..
    They could no longer deny their love..but evil spouses got in their way..so together they drank poison..to be in the afterlife together..
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    While doing research on how best to create a functional love triangle, she overdosed on Mistletoe and ended up in the Bermuda Triangle instead. After asking one of her crewmates to give her a Brazillian Wax in an attempt to appease the gods of the ocean (not sure where that came from, best guess is a side effect of doing 4 whole mistletoes), she jumped ship and drowned.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Lol..after reading that one..whiskey poisoning..brain rot and alcohol dementia set in..a fast decline ravaged by alcohol..on the upside he was a perfectly preserved corpse ..
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Lol..after reading that one..whiskey poisoning..brain rot and alcohol dementia set in..a fast decline ravaged by alcohol..on the upside he was a perfectly preserved corpse ..

    I have had like 6 shots so far, so good call :tongue:

    She was attempting to drink me under the table, and quickly learned how impossible that is.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    She was writing her first novel, and realized that she hated all of it. She took the final page and used it to papercut her wrists open.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He was silent for 6 minutes ..waiting for another post..thinking thinking on what he was to write his brain farted..couldn't take the pressure...
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Of boredom from being unable to find even one person who can challenge her perfect undefeated wrestling record.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Snapped in two like a twig at a wrestling match forever known as the human pretzel
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Heckled to death when a tomato hit her just in that perfect spot on her eye to knock it loose from the socket and it fell onto the floor below. Horrified as it began to roll on the uneven stage she tried to run after it but being all discombobulated having only one remaining eye, her equilibrium was thrown off because her eye was somehow attached to her ear! So sad really because she ended up running right off the edge of the stage falling onto the empty seats below landing face first on the corner of the seat of a chair impaling her other eye! :grimace:
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    stoned by mob for writing long stories
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    was trapped in an elevator for a month (couldn't press panic button being short)
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    She died writing a short story. Heart attack, who knows?

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