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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • BeastField
    BeastField Posts: 463 Member
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    You know those tags on mattresses that say do not remove... some people should heed warnings better.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Passed out one drunken night. Drinking PBR and eating marshmallow cream. It was cold outside and the heat was on high. The mallow cream that was in her mouth and on her face hardened as she slept, cutting off her breathing and suffocating her :(
  • BeastField
    BeastField Posts: 463 Member
    edited December 2016
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    He got in a fist fight death match over his flannel shirt with Rosie odonnel. He didn't win.

    The only reason I lost was because your wiped that jet-puffed marshmallow all over my body.... she tried to devour me!!!

    She came after you next.

    CS tried to break up the fight, got knocked in the head, fell down the stairs, into the street where she ran over him with her car.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Swallowed a nut with a hair on it..the hair went down the wrong passage ..into his lung ..it caused mucus to build up..he drowned eventually when his lungs filled with fluid
  • BeastField
    BeastField Posts: 463 Member
    edited December 2016
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    She will remain immortal... in the hearts and souls of all the men she devoured under those covers... who will then tell their children's and children children of Tale of the Woman Named Jo...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Severe constipation..you don't poop you die..its true
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    eaten by a pack of wild dingos
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shot by a jealous husband
  • bboyd223
    bboyd223 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    She is really Alice from Alice in wonderland....one say she jumped down the wrong hole and was never heard from again....every Dec 10 at 321 pm everyone stops what they are doing and cuddle with the person closest to them....coincidentally 9 months later there is a baby boom.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was ambushed by several angry Husbands while Trying to cuddle with several married Women on December 10th at 3:21pm!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Drowned in her bathtub
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Drowned in her bathtub

    Hey!!! That's too possible! :fearful:
    You know I take two hour bubble baths every night!

    A rabid Wallaby attacks her in her kitchen while she's cooking Rabbit stew!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    A thousand paper cuts
  • chemtrailz
    chemtrailz Posts: 43 Member
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    bowling accident in the Netherlands
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    OD ..
  • GSD_L0VER
    GSD_L0VER Posts: 54 Member
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    In her sleep.

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