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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    With a smile on his face and 6 nubile beauties surrounding him
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Riding her favorite Cowboy! :open_mouth:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

    That was awesome!!!

    She knew too much and had to be taken out!
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
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    During the Marshmallow Peeps revolution of 2008. She stepped on a marshmallow landmine and was smothered in Peep guts.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She was abducted by Somali pirates and held for ransom for 6 snickers bars. Unfortunately for her, we do not negotiate with terrorists.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She was the old lady!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She was laughing at the unfortunates laying in the street smoking from the lightning induced fire when she struck by a bus
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He went swimming with sharks, the trainers forgot to feed them that day. Such an unfortunate mess.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    The two above ladies got together to plot evil, unfortunate demises for me. They began to argue whether I should be drawn and quartered or keel-hauled. The argument escalated into a deathmatch.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Happily skipping along the path in the woods, little Miss Lulu, in her beautiful red cape enjoyed the sunshine and sang a tune as she took some Mcdonalds burgers to granny's house for lunch..
    Tra la la la laaa she sang ...when suddenly a bee flew into her open mouth, where it proceeded to drive its stinger into the back of her tongue ..
    Little Miss Lulu dropped to the ground clutching at her throat, as her tongue started to swell she started gasping for breath. She rolled onto her back ..flip flopping, her eyes rolling wildly..her body desperate for air, spasmed and jerked till she was finally still..a single tear rolled down her cheek ..her sightless eyes staring and dead ..her last thought was ..damn I didn't get to eat my burger.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Went to work for a chain home decor store. Helping people find overpriced cutesy objects to enrich their lives crushed her soul day by day. They found her in the candle/aromatherapy section
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She tried stealing a scooter from an unsuspecting sweet little old lady who turned out to not be so sweet when the old lady caught her and beat her to death.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She was home alone when two bumbling burglars broke into her house. She put both hands to her cheeks and screamed "ahhhhhhh", then ran, forgetting the booby trap she had built and was impaled.

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