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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Brain fart ..
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
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    Although she DID manage to fit into her old high school dress, she bled to death because it was made of shattered glass...
    #AtLeastItWasShiny
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Took lifting to extreme ..lifted way too heavy ..the strain on his stomach was too great ..bowel ruptured ..and everything fell out his *kitten* ..

    I saw this on 1000 ways to die ..I recognised the runners
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Was re-enacting the famous Abbot and Costello baseball routine. Walked up to some guy and said "SLOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP"....The guy thought she was a serial killer and beat her to death. Her last words were "Who's on first"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Extreme exhaustion ....his mind thought him capable of a sex marathon..his body didnt :D
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    in a celebrity death match with hulk hogan
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Choked on a nacho
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    Halloween 2017 - attends costume party as a speed bump, passes out in the street
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    On holidays driving through the desert her car ran out of petrol. She had no choice but to walk the 30kms back to the last service station ..
    So she started walking ..pretty soon she realised with the sun beating down that she should have worn a hat ..45c heat soon started to fry her brain ..she started hallucinating and thought she saw a water fountain...she had a drink of cool water only to realise just as she started to choke that she had swallowed mouthfuls of dirt..
    She fainted at this point ..laying on her back her body exposed to the blazing sun she baked ..like a Christmas turkey.
    At the moment her soul left her body she actually thought she was at Christmas lunch she could smell the roast meat. She doesn't know she's dead yet ..still enjoying that Christmas feast.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Today was finally the day she had been waiting on. Her guests began to arrive. One after another hot, bearded man entered and were shown to his place. As the night wore on and things got more steamy, she relished in the feeling of all those stubbly beards against her body. The next day she woke, feeling really chafed and realized she had extreme beard rash on some very sensitive areas. It felt wonderful to her, at least until they became infected. She died a few days later, but at least she died happy.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She was in the kitchen, happily making cookies in her best 1950s housewife dress. She was using her high powered Cuisinart mixer. She was drinking mimosas and having a grand time. She thought she should taste the batter to see how it was coming along. Being a bit drunk, she got her finger caught in the mixing blades. It quickly bogged down luckily. She escaped with just a scratch! Unfortunately she got salmonella in her scrape from the eggs in the batter and died.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She developed a new custard filled donut. She pumped so much custard into it that it resembled a baseball. She was driving to her weekly jazzercise class when she took a big bite. The donut was under so much custard pressure that it erupted, blinding her and causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic :(
  • newbie3122
    newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member
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    ^ Sounds like something out of Final Destination


    He was typing and laughing hysterically. Then, he aspirated and ended up in a coughing fit. He decided to take a cough drop and choked on it...

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