Do you urinate in the shower?

Sublimely_Self_Righteous

So for the girls who pee in the shower.... Do you stand while peeing in the shower? Or squat down?

ldrosophila

No. Cause I'm civilized and take sanitation practices seriously to minimize uncalculated risk.

I suppose the rest of us are uncivilised then, lol!!

You are pissing where you are standing, you tell me.

I see taking the earth friendly approach and trying to save precious fresh water for the future generations why thats very civilized urination indeed!

PBsMommy

Yeah, I pee in the shower...

Am I the only one who finds trying to wipe after peeing with wet hands and having wet *kitten*, falling apart toilet paper stuck to my hand that would take an act of God to remove from your hands more disgusting than peeing in the shower?

Those of you who say you get out of the shower to pee or wait until you get out of the shower to pee have piss paper residue on your hand... I would rather shake hands with the people who piss in the shower...

Sublimely_Self_Righteous

So for the girls who pee in the shower.... Do you stand while peeing in the shower? Or squat down?

I love how creepy I look asking this with the smile on my face in my profile pic.

BeachIron

well, I've never had athlete's foot....

^ this. :laugh:

BeachIron

Have we really run out of things to talk about around here?

I agree

Yes. Yes we have.

norahwynn

Yes. Y'all are shower peer's! You know you are!!!

ldrosophila

So for the girls who pee in the shower.... Do you stand while peeing in the shower? Or squat down?

I love how creepy I look asking this with the smile on my face in my profile pic.

LOL yeah I was thinking you know that could quickly turn into a shower with a golden hue and this post goes bye bye

ldrosophila

Yeah, I pee in the shower...

Am I the only one who finds trying to wipe after peeing and having wet *kitten*, falling apart toilet paper stuck to my hand that would take an act of God to remove from your hands more disgusting than peeing in the shower?

Those of you who say you get out of the shower to pee or wait until you get out of the shower to pee have piss paper residue on your hand... I would rather shake hands with the people who piss in the shower...

LOL @ toilet paper residue hand!

Mother_Superior

If the Shakira thread changes your profile to Spanish, I'm terrified (yet strangely curious) at what this one might do to it!

Lift_This_

So for the girls who pee in the shower.... Do you stand while peeing in the shower? Or squat down?

I love how creepy I look asking this with the smile on my face in my profile pic.

haha, i thought that about your picture...lol...like he is smiling, yet asking creepy questions.

Capt_Inzane

I don't urinate anywhere ..I mark my territory on everything though

Valqis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo

in the words of George Constanza... 'Its all pipes!!!!!!"

George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.

grantwashere

There's five minutes of my life that I'll never get back! SMH.................

highervibes

I'm pretty sure peeing in the shower is right up there with masturbating. Those that say they don't are liars lol

CrankMeUp

If the Shakira thread changes your profile to Spanish, I'm terrified (yet strangely curious) at what this one might do to it!

yet here you are.

susannamarie

Why not? It just goes down the drain, and it's not dirtier than the sweat/day's dirt you've washed off yourself.

potatocar

There are two types of people in this world. People who urinate in the shower and liars.

Lauren8239

Pee is sterile

Your pee is sterile only to you. Not to anyone else ....

No, it is sterile, period.

not quite

good old wikipedia:
Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra, where epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[4] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action,[citation needed] and in particular the release of ammonia from the breakdown of urea.

It is sterile after it leaves your body as well. It doesn't suddenly just become bacteria ridden immediately.

so ahh, yeh it does suddenly become ridden with bacteria, as it flies out your fallopian tube dude.

so you can ease back on your crusade on the sanctity of p!ss, as much as I have enjoyed it.


only MFP can have u researching weather p!ss is sterile in the middle of your breakfast.

PEE FLIES OUT OF OUR FALLOPIAN TUBE???????????? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother_Superior

If the Shakira thread changes your profile to Spanish, I'm terrified (yet strangely curious) at what this one might do to it!

yet here you are.

Well I did say "(yet strangely curious)".

Capt_Apollo

I thought STD's were transmitted via......sex. I never heard of anyone getting the clap from a shower stall or a swimming pool but hey, what do I know?

only husbands get it this way.

potatocar

Well I did say "(yet strangely curious)".

capnrus789

I'm pretty sure peeing in the shower is right up there with masturbating. Those that say they don't are liars lol

I *kitten* then pee. Cleans out the pipe so nothing gets lodged in there.

oregonzoo

Time is money, money is time!

anywhere I can save 45 seconds, I tke it!

highervibes

I'm pretty sure peeing in the shower is right up there with masturbating. Those that say they don't are liars lol

I *kitten* then pee. Cleans out the pipe so nothing gets lodged in there.

And see I only *kitten* in the bath so the peeing thing gets complicated... I wish I was a dude!

tinak33

What?? There are people that don't pee in the shower?? LIES!! I suppose they have never *kitten* either :laugh:

^^ This. :laugh:

deemar54

Pee is sterile

Your pee is sterile only to you. Not to anyone else ....

No, it is sterile, period.

not quite

good old wikipedia:
Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra, where epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[4] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action,[citation needed] and in particular the release of ammonia from the breakdown of urea.

It is sterile after it leaves your body as well. It doesn't suddenly just become bacteria ridden immediately.

so ahh, yeh it does suddenly become ridden with bacteria, as it flies out your fallopian tube dude.

so you can ease back on your crusade on the sanctity of p!ss, as much as I have enjoyed it.


only MFP can have u researching weather p!ss is sterile in the middle of your breakfast.

PEE FLIES OUT OF OUR FALLOPIAN TUBE???????????? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

cmcollins001

If Pee is sterile then why can chlamydia and gonorrhea be seen under the microscope in a urine sample. It's sterile only if it is not contaminated with grossness. True Story.

If you pee in the shower...

mommarobb

Everytime lol. The sound of running water makes me want to pee.

TheCaren

There are two types of people in this world. People who urinate in the shower and liars.

^^^ Yeah, I'm gonna go with this ^^^