Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

OneHundredToLose
OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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Something I've noticed on MFP is that a lot of people tend to take themselves really seriously. Humor is a major part of my life, and I strive to never take myself so seriously that I can't laugh at myself. To that end, I'd like for everyone to share something embarrassing about themselves. I'll start.

I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.
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  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    I snort when I laugh
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I walk into things, a lot. There's is this one bright yellow pole I walk by almost daily and almost walk into it every time.

    I'm slow getting jokes sometimes and when I do like 10 minutes later will start laughing randomly
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I cry at chick flicks.
  • Calmquiet
    Calmquiet Posts: 39 Member
    Baking makes me very emotional to the point I can just break down crying or yelling while making desserts for absolutely no reason.
  • cdudley628
    cdudley628 Posts: 547 Member
    I don't know how to walk lightly. My downstairs neighbors probably think I'm wearing bricks on my feet.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Sometimes I can take a big ol *kitten*
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    I accidentally of course, tend to walk into men's restrooms when I'm out. The pictures or letterings don't help me much in that department lol
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I drink alot
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    I fall down stairs a lot. Constantly.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    I shattered my radial head in my right elbow because I fell off a bike! Just a simple fall. I can't walk and chew gum so factoring in other objects is deadly!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I like romantic comedies.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Sprained both my ankles while running , got up and tried to pretend like nothing happened
  • KT_3009
    KT_3009 Posts: 1,042 Member
    edited November 2015
    Any kids, Rom-com or drama movie I watch there is a 99% I will cry.. Haha I'm a super emotional person :)
  • _HunterKiller_
    _HunterKiller_ Posts: 544 Member
    I got really drunk one Christmas eve when i was a lot younger and at some point after i had got home decided I needed to go for a pee. I got interrupted by loud shouting mid stream as I was pissing up the wall in my Mum and Dads bedroom while they were asleep in bed. I knew nothing of this until they told me after blanking me all morning on Christmas Day. :s
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    I was walking out of a store once and my pants got caught on the automatic door and pulled me along with it. 2 guys were driving by and saw and laughed at me. I gave them a big old thumbs up.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    When I was like 4 years old, my parents and I were standing in a line. I went closed my eyes and went to pinch my dad's butt. I accidently pinched the butt of another lady. She turned around and when she realized it was a little kid, she laughed.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My mum made me an awesome white crocheted bikini when I was 17.....I loved it..wore it to the public pool for a month nearly everyday..a cousin came with me oneday...we went for swim..got out of pool..and she was yelling at me to cover up....totally see through when wet.. :o


  • Soopatt
    Soopatt Posts: 563 Member
    When I was 22 I got really drunk the first time I was invited out to dinner with the boss as I was super nervous. I was not paying attention to who was ordering what and when the waiter got to me, before placing my order I decided to crack a joke and said "Gosh, what kind of a PIG would order this 600g steak special??" There was an awkward silence and then the bosses wife said, all haughty like: "Well. I guess I am that sort of a PIG then!" (she had just ordered it just before me and everyone heard her except me).
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    It's hard to choose just one...I love to make that obnoxious, gleeful slurping sound at the bottom of an icy cherry Coke fountain soda with straw, I sing awful and extremely loud in the car with stereo cranked, windows down- even at stop lights, might even chair-dance a little bit.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    I listen to Miley Cyrus on the regular.
    :o
  • NikaBlake
    NikaBlake Posts: 46 Member
    I'm a ridiculously emotional fool...I started watching an episode of Sofia The First (a disney cartoon) with my two lil ones...I started sobbing with happiness at the end of a highly dramatic - yes DRAMATIC! scene... shortly after which I came to the realisation I'd actually been watching the last 20 mins completely on my own as they got bored and had gone off to play :joy:

    Oh and I also get really really excited over cheesy 90's pop songs. #memories :lol::sunglasses:
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I once was walking across an intersection and slipped and fell in the mud while it was raining. I was wearing almost all black and got pretty much covered head to toe in mud in front of like 50 people. Had to walk the remaining 2 miles home like that, got laughed at by just about everyone who saw me the entire way.

    Can't blame them, I'd laugh hard if I saw someone do that.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited November 2015
    Pleased to report I did not walk into the pole today.

    I often sing along to music in stores.

    Oh I fell down the stairs once and my glasses broke and cut my eyebrow do there was blood. I thought my eyeball had popped out.

    I walked into a broken bottle once and had to get stitches. I had to ask for a moment after he stuck me with the freezing needle. I.hate needles. This happens with every needle
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Pleased to report I did not walk into the pole today.

    I often sing along to music in stores.

    My fiancee once left a grocery store because Careless Whisper came on and I proceeded to sing the entire thing at high volume. Nothing wrong with that!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    I did the helicopter to impress my ex, don't realise her mother was in the garden and could see in her bed room window...was nicknamed Harold for months.
  • rfw24
    rfw24 Posts: 443 Member
    decent sized fart as I was doing some crunches at the gym. I had my headphones on so I was not sure if it was silent or not, but the look of the faces of the two ladies closest to me told me it was not silent.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    rfw24 wrote: »
    decent sized fart as I was doing some crunches at the gym. I had my headphones on so I was not sure if it was silent or not, but the look of the faces of the two ladies closest to me told me it was not silent.


    Just be carefull
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was once at the Beach with my Family and it was pretty crowded. We got a good spot right close to the water and I was bending to pick something up facing the crowd of people when my Bikini top dropped straight to the ground! :open_mouth: Didnt even have time to see if anyone noticed because that bikini top was picked up and I turned the other direction warp speed! :flushed:

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