Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

ClubSilencio

I like to browse eBay for women's Nike apparel, particularly zip-ups and hoodies. I like tight clothing so men's size small doesn't cut it. Saves me money too!

L0VE3UG

ItsKelsey94 wrote: »

I have never learned to ride a bike because I am terrified of them.

I forgot how to ride one. People always say you never forget, but I tried after about a decade and toppled over at an intersection. I probably should have tried to get on the damn thing prior to allowing people to see me. Haven't been on one since (minus the stationary kind).

safeelone

Tore my pants in Gr.8...didn't have a backup

Shells918

I was at a bar walking back from the bathroom, tripped, and did a full face plant. I was completely sober and the whole bar turned and looked and stared, but not one person offered me a hand. So I picked myself up and took a quick bow, and went back to my seat.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I snore when I'm drunk

ste19732016

I went to a job interview once. It went very well, except when I noticed something after I got to my car. I had a hole in the crotch of my dress pants. The pants were black and my underwear bright yellow. I did get offered a second interview. Over the voicemail, the woman that interviewed me emphasized "dress to impress" at the next interview. I suspect she noticed the hole in my pants.

angiep153

I don't know where to start I fall all the time down the stairs of a curb!!! Anytime I fell off a curb and broke my ankle once! I run into poles all the Time and I into chandeliers! I'm literally the clumsiest person any one had ever met. I walked into the men's restroom while a guy was peeing in the urnal and I literally just tried to jump a fence just for fun and I didn't let go of the top and cut my whole hand open

cjferguson40

During track practice in High School one time the coach told us to 'smell the roses'. This means to run pretty much anywhere you want for a set amount of time...don't stop running. It's usually just a conditioning thing. Anyway, I decided to run through my school hallways. Saw a pretty girl leaving and decided to flirt...I went outside with her and was kinda jogging in place facing her while we talked (so I had my back to the direction we were heading). I don't remember what we said to each other, but I do remember feeling pretty good about myself at that moment. I said something like, "well, I better go before coach sees me talking to you." I actually gave her a finger 'pistol' and a smile as I turned to sprint away (and yes I was going to show off by sprinting)...

...and immediately ran into the back of a parked car! I slid across the trunk like a comic skit and disappeared as I fell to the gravel. Horrified and bleeding, I popped up and ran away! I didn't even look back to see if she was startled or laughing. LOL!

aleeshaswan

I am petrified of the dark

caroldavison332

Sitting through a meeting I had to pee really badly. RAN to the bathroom, and on my way out noticed the urinals...

Kali2024

- I'm a clutz always bump into something
- Walked into the mens' bathroom in front of a bunch of people standing for a class to be dismissed
- Tripped over stairs to a small stage at a club spilling my drink onto the person in front of me
- Was in a car accident (didn't wear my underwear that night) my pants split from the impact and here I was sitting on the curb, crotchless exposed to all.
- petrified of spiders ( nearly got in an accident from it dropping in front of me from my visor)
- got a stiletto heel stuck in a boardwalk

Rachel0778

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

I bump my own posts from months ago in the hope that they will get popular

^ I see what you did there

I was drunk in Vegas and walked into a busy men's restroom thinking it was the women's. I literally didn't notice until a guy asked me if I was meeting someone there!

OneHundredToLose

Rachel0778 wrote: »

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

I bump my own posts from months ago in the hope that they will get popular

^ I see what you did there

I was drunk in Vegas and walked into a busy men's restroom thinking it was the women's. I literally didn't notice until a guy asked me if I was meeting someone there!

Don't feel too bad, I just did that a few weeks ago. I walked into a bathroom at a sports bar and thought it was weird that there were no urinals, but was like meh, I'll just use a stall. As I walk out of the stall, two girls walk in and just stand there, and I'm like, "I'm in the wrong bathroom, aren't I?" They just laugh and say "Yep", and I leave quickly.

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_SpookyKitten

I am really bad with flirting but a guy approached me and was flirting with me and asking for a date and I was trying to cutely tuck my hair behind my ear.
My hand got caught in the belt on my coat and i pulled it hard and hit myself in the face and ended up with a bloody nose.

_SpookyKitten

salembambi wrote: »

a toilet paper commercial made me cry once
i cried during a job interview
i cry a lot

Thats not embarrassing just adorable

bigizzy

pie_eyes wrote: »

I drink alot

Are you including the wine in your recipes too!

aerochic42

Most of my injuries have no good story and usually involve I tripped over air or the painted line or walked into something.

While taking a lifeguard class, I didn't realize my TOM had started until one of the instructors pulled me aside during the break

I'm 36 and am just now working to get my driver's license

19gabriela01

I peed myself yesterday

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I'd cuddle the person above like there was no tomorrow.

lisalsd1

I fall up stairs, b/c my size 9 feet (I'm 5'3) are too big for steps. I broke 3 toes once.

OneHundredToLose

csbnga wrote: »

Saturday night I was going out drinking with some buds. I went to my Dads house to shower and all he had was Coconut scented shampoo. Nothing like catching hell from your buds for smelling pretty

Just make fun of them for noticing your smell. Manly men don't notice things that smell nice unless they're women!

zcb94

Kali2024 wrote: »

- I'm a clutz always bump into something
- Walked into the mens' bathroom in front of a bunch of people standing for a class to be dismissed
- Tripped over stairs to a small stage at a club spilling my drink onto the person in front of me
- Was in a car accident (didn't wear my underwear that night) my pants split from the impact and here I was sitting on the curb, crotchless exposed to all.
- petrified of spiders ( nearly got in an accident from it dropping in front of me from my visor)
- got a stiletto heel stuck in a boardwalk

:flowerforyou:

StrongLife

I drink pickle juice

beagletracks

I used to drink pickle juice when I was a kid! Mmmmmm.

Today before work I sniffed the crotch of my previously worn tights to determine whether they were clean enough to wear again. (Fresh as a daisy.)

nut4crew

Back when we brought our CD collection to work to listen to, the guys found my Mary Poppins soundtrack. They were kind enough to "assume" it was my daughter's. It was not.

OneHundredToLose

nut4crew wrote: »

Back when we brought our CD collection to work to listen to, the guys found my Mary Poppins soundtrack. They were kind enough to "assume" it was my daughter's. It was not.

A shotglass full of whiskey makes the embarrassment go down

GrandmaJackie

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1O2MgoydH1s_ukUwhVB1N74GcJ1s7ifC_1hMwK_mbIZo/edit?usp=docslist_api

Splenda_Daddy

I do cardio to Love Is A Battlefield sometimes.

Just_J_Now

My mind tends to go immediately in the gutter particularly when I’m drinking. I’ll get completely innocent messages from friends sometimes and my reply is almost always inappropriate. It’s embarrassing when they point out what they’re REALLY talking about. I’m like “Oh I’m SO SORRY I thought you were talking about your penis?” Ooops.