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Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I'd cuddle the person above like there was no tomorrow.
  • lisalsd1
    lisalsd1 Posts: 1,519 Member
    I fall up stairs, b/c my size 9 feet (I'm 5'3) are too big for steps. I broke 3 toes once.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Saturday night I was going out drinking with some buds. I went to my Dads house to shower and all he had was Coconut scented shampoo. Nothing like catching hell from your buds for smelling pretty :D

    Just make fun of them for noticing your smell. Manly men don't notice things that smell nice unless they're women!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Kali2024 wrote: »
    - I'm a clutz always bump into something
    - Walked into the mens' bathroom in front of a bunch of people standing for a class to be dismissed
    - Tripped over stairs to a small stage at a club spilling my drink onto the person in front of me
    - Was in a car accident (didn't wear my underwear that night) my pants split from the impact and here I was sitting on the curb, crotchless exposed to all.
    - petrified of spiders ( nearly got in an accident from it dropping in front of me from my visor)
    - got a stiletto heel stuck in a boardwalk
    :flowerforyou:
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    I drink pickle juice
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I used to drink pickle juice when I was a kid! Mmmmmm.

    Today before work I sniffed the crotch of my previously worn tights to determine whether they were clean enough to wear again. (Fresh as a daisy.)
  • nut4crew
    nut4crew Posts: 40 Member
    edited February 2016
    Back when we brought our CD collection to work to listen to, the guys found my Mary Poppins soundtrack. They were kind enough to "assume" it was my daughter's. It was not.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    nut4crew wrote: »
    Back when we brought our CD collection to work to listen to, the guys found my Mary Poppins soundtrack. They were kind enough to "assume" it was my daughter's. It was not.

    A shotglass full of whiskey makes the embarrassment go down
  • GrandmaJackie
    GrandmaJackie Posts: 36,555 Member
    edited February 2016
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1O2MgoydH1s_ukUwhVB1N74GcJ1s7ifC_1hMwK_mbIZo/edit?usp=docslist_api
  • Splenda_Daddy
    Splenda_Daddy Posts: 151 Member
    I do cardio to Love Is A Battlefield sometimes.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    My mind tends to go immediately in the gutter particularly when I’m drinking. I’ll get completely innocent messages from friends sometimes and my reply is almost always inappropriate. It’s embarrassing when they point out what they’re REALLY talking about. I’m like “Oh I’m SO SORRY I thought you were talking about your penis?” Ooops. :D:#:p
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    My mind tends to go immediately in the gutter particularly when I’m drinking. I’ll get completely innocent messages from friends sometimes and my reply is almost always inappropriate. It’s embarrassing when they point out what they’re REALLY talking about. I’m like “Oh I’m SO SORRY I thought you were talking about your penis?” Ooops. :D:#:p

    And why are we not friends?? :)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
    I shat myself a bit running the floor on a fastbreak in an organized basketball game in HS.
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Staff Christmas Party about 10 years ago. I committed the ultimate sin and got stupid-drunk. At the end of the night while me and my colleague were cleaning up, I found a woman's purse. Thinking someone had forgotten it, I opened it up to look for ID so I could track down who it belonged to. What I found instead was a little baggy of papers and marijuana. I yelled out "William, we have a druggy in the office!" William was the SVP at the time. His wife came running over, snatched the purse out of my hand and yelled "that's my party purse!". My husband grabbed me by the shoulders and got me out of there before I could make a bigger idiot of myself.

    Come Monday, I was terrified to come into work. The SVP walked in, looked at me and chuckled, and continued into his office. We never spoke of it again.
  • bjess8411
    bjess8411 Posts: 68 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Something I've noticed on MFP is that a lot of people tend to take themselves really seriously. Humor is a major part of my life, and I strive to never take myself so seriously that I can't laugh at myself. To that end, I'd like for everyone to share something embarrassing about themselves. I'll start.

    I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.

    Lol, I am exactly the same way! I can't even dance in my room. I am that bad.
  • bjess8411
    bjess8411 Posts: 68 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I walk into things, a lot. There's is this one bright yellow pole I walk by almost daily and almost walk into it every time.

    I'm slow getting jokes sometimes and when I do like 10 minutes later will start laughing randomly

    Lol, I have a problem with running into a wall sometimes too or choking on my own spit!
  • bjess8411
    bjess8411 Posts: 68 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    I once was walking across an intersection and slipped and fell in the mud while it was raining. I was wearing almost all black and got pretty much covered head to toe in mud in front of like 50 people. Had to walk the remaining 2 miles home like that, got laughed at by just about everyone who saw me the entire way.

    Can't blame them, I'd laugh hard if I saw someone do that.

    I have something like this. Once when I lived in Fort Worth, TX it rained when I was walking downtown. I did not have an umbrella or any change of clothes. I ended up having to take the bus home soaking wet. I was pretty embarrassed.
  • bjess8411
    bjess8411 Posts: 68 Member
    tat2cookie wrote: »
    My mailman caught me dancing on all fours like a stripper to Cherry Pie.

    Some years ago, my neighbor came to my front door when I was having sex with my husband on the living room floor, where if she had looked in the mirror she could have seen everything. It just happened to be positioned right in the perfect place to get a full view. There was also a big open window.

    Oh, and after I moved in with my husband, one day my pants fell down. I can't really remember why. Thankfully I had on undergarments.

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Went curling today, was on the ice with the old man league and the guy I was curling with. I forgot my left foot was the slider and stood on it and wiped out. oops
  • squeekecho262
    squeekecho262 Posts: 203 Member
    edited February 2016
    Lost my grip on my razer in the shower once and fumbled it around so much it even hit my face! (I don't suggest trying to catch your razer haha) so ya... Get out look in the mirror and the top half of my left eyebrow got shaved off!! Lmfaooo! Pretty close to my engagement picture time too. Had my sister in law come over and do my make up for the pictures.. She said my eyebrow didn't look too bad at all... So I licked my finger and wiped off my eyebrow liner lmfaoo she just lost it busting a gut at it hahaha! sigh

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