Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

OneHundredToLose

I often pick my nose. It's really the best way to get stuff out of there. However, I use tissues to dispose of the treasure, and I always hand-sanitize after

gettingSandyfit

I trip over my own feet almost daily and I snort when I laugh hard.

_vanilladip

I snort...a lot. I call it my gigglesnort

robertw486

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.

You sir, have grossly overestimated you lack of ability. I would challenge you to a dance off, but I feel people might think I was having a seizure!



As for me, I'm a master at walking away from potentially very dangerous situations without a scratch, then somehow messing myself up shortly after doing something simple. It's like a karma reminder or something.

Once in Japan a friend and me got caught in a violent quick storm while scuba diving. We exited through insane waves over a shallow reef, and it was so rough rescue types were already there. While loading gear I slipped, pulling my tank and rig into another, both of them landing on me and cracking a rib or two. And there are others ever more stupid... I excel at it!



And I'm very embarrassed about being so conflicted at the moment. I have a real weird desire to dress in all yellow and hang out quietly where @synchkat works. But I'm also sure I want to arrange to go to the beach or pool with both @slimgirljo15 and @FabulousFantasticFifty My time management skillz are slipping.

synchkat

@robertw486 just wear yellow and stand on the sidewalk. I'll "find" you.

I also am reminded just now that I have the ability to hurt myself and not know how. My pinkie finger is really quite sore all of a sudden.

beagletracks

I talk to my dogs. A lot.

I have barfed into an empty cocktail glass at a bar and then continued drinking without skipping a beat.

GreenGoddess22

I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

melmelw03

GreenGoddess22 wrote: »

I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.

melmelw03

Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.

_incogNEATo_

I'm only slightly above average

GreenGoddess22

melmelw03 wrote: »

GreenGoddess22 wrote: »

I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.

Did you ever see the flea and tick commercial where the puppies sing "I Ain't Gonna Itch No More".....yeah I have been known to cry because those lab puppies are so damn cute! That God awful Sarah McLaughlin animal rescue commercial makes me want to pop a Xanax and grab a box of Kleenex.

JSurita3

GreenGoddess22 wrote: »

I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

Me TOO....like even at cat food commercials. Lol...I HATE it!!!

JSurita3

melmelw03 wrote: »

Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.

Awe...so adorable they do that for you.

OS_KAT

I'm neurotically afraid of the dark

JSurita3

GreenGoddess22 wrote: »

melmelw03 wrote: »

GreenGoddess22 wrote: »

I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.

Did you ever see the flea and tick commercial where the puppies sing "I Ain't Gonna Itch No More".....yeah I have been known to cry because those lab puppies are so damn cute! That God awful Sarah McLaughlin animal rescue commercial makes me want to pop a Xanax and grab a box of Kleenex.

Can this post be making me cry right now!

Lmao...j/k

A_New_Creation

I went to see Jurassic World by myself and ended up snorting very audibly during a funny scene.

zcb94

OS_KAT wrote: »

I'm neurotically afraid of the dark

I feel that way about standard tests! Just knowing that one is coming gives me the willies!

knelson095

I went to a concert recently and over-zealously threw my hand up and smacked some guy in the face...I was very drunk at the time and I grabbed his face so I could look him in the eye to apologize. Idk why. He got away from me quick after that...

Also, I peed in the parking garage that night, behind a pillar.

raychulj22

I poop with the door open....I just found out I should be very ashamed.

OneHundredToLose

I waited an embarrassingly long amount of time at my local game store today

jbuzzed

melmelw03 wrote: »

Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.

Same! I'm terrified of birds. My heart starts pounding whenever they're around.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm addicted to cheesy Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies and watch them all season!

getitamb

I think jokes like this are hilarious and tell them to ppl.

BigDougie1211

I love the band Steps.

47Jacqueline

I'm scared of mice

Thisnameischosen

I talk to my self all the time.
I accidentally farted round a dinner table once, it just came out!
I congratulated the wrong woman at an engagement party

ThatFatAsianNerd

I've re-gifted stuff I got from birthdays and Christmas several times and so far I haven't been caught.

Thisnameischosen

ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »

I've re-gifted stuff I got from birthdays and Christmas several times and so far I haven't been caught.

Thats not embarrassing. That's smart

pie_eyes

I POOP A LOT. And then I get tired.

kinkyslinky16

_incogNEATo_ wrote: »

I'm only slightly above average

Lie.