Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I often pick my nose. It's really the best way to get stuff out of there. However, I use tissues to dispose of the treasure, and I always hand-sanitize after :tongue:
  • gettingSandyfit
    gettingSandyfit Posts: 120 Member
    I trip over my own feet almost daily and I snort when I laugh hard. :)
  • _vanilladip
    _vanilladip Posts: 128 Member
    I snort...a lot. I call it my gigglesnort
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,399 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.

    You sir, have grossly overestimated you lack of ability. I would challenge you to a dance off, but I feel people might think I was having a seizure!



    As for me, I'm a master at walking away from potentially very dangerous situations without a scratch, then somehow messing myself up shortly after doing something simple. It's like a karma reminder or something.

    Once in Japan a friend and me got caught in a violent quick storm while scuba diving. We exited through insane waves over a shallow reef, and it was so rough rescue types were already there. While loading gear I slipped, pulling my tank and rig into another, both of them landing on me and cracking a rib or two. And there are others ever more stupid... I excel at it! :/



    And I'm very embarrassed about being so conflicted at the moment. I have a real weird desire to dress in all yellow and hang out quietly where @synchkat works. But I'm also sure I want to arrange to go to the beach or pool with both @slimgirljo15 and @FabulousFantasticFifty My time management skillz are slipping.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    @robertw486 just wear yellow and stand on the sidewalk. I'll "find" you.

    I also am reminded just now that I have the ability to hurt myself and not know how. My pinkie finger is really quite sore all of a sudden.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I talk to my dogs. A lot.

    I have barfed into an empty cocktail glass at a bar and then continued drinking without skipping a beat.
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

    Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I'm only slightly above average
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

    Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.

    Did you ever see the flea and tick commercial where the puppies sing "I Ain't Gonna Itch No More".....yeah I have been known to cry because those lab puppies are so damn cute! That God awful Sarah McLaughlin animal rescue commercial makes me want to pop a Xanax and grab a box of Kleenex.

  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

    Me TOO....like even at cat food commercials. Lol...I HATE it!!!
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.

    Awe...so adorable they do that for you.
  • OS_KAT
    OS_KAT Posts: 176 Member
    I'm neurotically afraid of the dark
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    I cry over everything! I cannot control my tears!

    Girl me too! I even cry when I look at dogshaming.com only because dogs are awesome. And better than most humans.

    Did you ever see the flea and tick commercial where the puppies sing "I Ain't Gonna Itch No More".....yeah I have been known to cry because those lab puppies are so damn cute! That God awful Sarah McLaughlin animal rescue commercial makes me want to pop a Xanax and grab a box of Kleenex.

    :'( Can this post be making me cry right now!

    Lmao...j/k
  • A_New_Creation
    A_New_Creation Posts: 180 Member
    I went to see Jurassic World by myself and ended up snorting very audibly during a funny scene.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    OS_KAT wrote: »
    I'm neurotically afraid of the dark
    I feel that way about standard tests! Just knowing that one is coming gives me the willies!
  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
    I went to a concert recently and over-zealously threw my hand up and smacked some guy in the face...I was very drunk at the time and I grabbed his face so I could look him in the eye to apologize. Idk why. He got away from me quick after that...

    Also, I peed in the parking garage that night, behind a pillar.
  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    I poop with the door open....I just found out I should be very ashamed.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I waited an embarrassingly long amount of time at my local game store today
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Embarrassed to say, but those close to me know my major fear of birds. When I'm out in public, my daughters run ahead of me and chase all the birds away.

    Same! I'm terrified of birds. My heart starts pounding whenever they're around.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'm addicted to cheesy Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies and watch them all season!
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    I love the band Steps.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I'm scared of mice :s
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    I talk to my self all the time.
    I accidentally farted round a dinner table once, it just came out!
    I congratulated the wrong woman at an engagement party
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    I've re-gifted stuff I got from birthdays and Christmas several times and so far I haven't been caught.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »
    I've re-gifted stuff I got from birthdays and Christmas several times and so far I haven't been caught.

    Thats not embarrassing. That's smart
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I POOP A LOT. And then I get tired.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'm only slightly above average

    Lie.

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