Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.
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I had an Air Force captain telling me how she had lost 10 pounds. I made the mistake of telling her to look behind her and she'd find them. I was only kidding.0
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Someone pulled my trousers down on the tube once (that's underground choo-choos to yall murcian folk) luckily my belt stopped it going down past the knees so they only saw a bit of little stabbems, that was embarrassing though.0
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Sugar_Pill wrote: »kinkyslinky16 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »I'm only slightly above average
Lie.
I haven't seen you reference your knowledge of the size of this mans...... In quite awhile! I had no idea it was still happening!
I'm baaaaaaccccck.
Nah, just kidding. I think this is the first time I've posted in like a year. I didn't know I was so missed!!!
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I have a very awkward laugh0
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I'm a ridiculously emotional fool...I started watching an episode of Sofia The First (a disney cartoon) with my two lil ones...I started sobbing with happiness at the end of a highly dramatic - yes DRAMATIC! scene... shortly after which I came to the realisation I'd actually been watching the last 20 mins completely on my own as they got bored and had gone off to play
Oh and I also get really really excited over cheesy 90's pop songs. #memories
OOHH was it the Princess Ivy special?0 -
Sugar_Pill wrote: »kinkyslinky16 wrote: »Sugar_Pill wrote: »kinkyslinky16 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »I'm only slightly above average
Lie.
I haven't seen you reference your knowledge of the size of this mans...... In quite awhile! I had no idea it was still happening!
I'm baaaaaaccccck.
Nah, just kidding. I think this is the first time I've posted in like a year. I didn't know I was so missed!!!
Way to show up with a BANG!
Thank you!! I feel so loved!!! I'll try to post more often!!!!0 -
Noticed I had a little cache of conditioner stored in the crease of my upper right ear this morning. Again. Hate when that happens.0
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My mailman caught me dancing on all fours like a stripper to Cherry Pie.0
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I woke up with a teddy graham in my buttcrack this morning. Glamorous!0
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I have a fear of cotton wool balls and cabbage patch kids and masterbate too much.0
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a toilet paper commercial made me cry once
i cried during a job interview
i cry a lot0 -
raychulj22 wrote: »I woke up with a teddy graham in my buttcrack this morning. Glamorous!
How in the hell does that happen lol?!0 -
My father gave me only one million to invest0
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Sugar_Pill wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »raychulj22 wrote: »I woke up with a teddy graham in my buttcrack this morning. Glamorous!
How in the hell does that happen lol?!
Kids. That's how that happens!
Bingo! lol!!0 -
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Tonydevolanii wrote: »My father gave me only one million to invest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU 0 -
I sometimes bump my own threads because I want people to post in them.0
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I often put tops on backwards and leave the house and then realize sometimes when I'm in the middle of the ice and I have to switch it around as I skate
Also, skating related, I have to do things and see things to get them so even though I'm one of the better skaters on my team I'll often stare at the coach saying I've no clue what you mean. She knows my deficiency and then says just go do it.0 -
I used to pull my hair out in middle school. (It's a diagnosable compulsion called trichotillomania, though I didn't know it was a thing with a name until well after I stopped.)
I had bald patches on the top of my head for like two years. It was a super awesome thing to be dealing with at the same time as a new school, zits, glasses, shyness, hand-me-down-clothes, social acceptance issues and boys. What fun that was. Lol.0 -
I take off my bra as soon as I get home from work. And lift up my breasts and fan under them to cool them off.0
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I often put tops on backwards and leave the house and then realize sometimes when I'm in the middle of the ice and I have to switch it around as I skate
Also, skating related, I have to do things and see things to get them so even though I'm one of the better skaters on my team I'll often stare at the coach saying I've no clue what you mean. She knows my deficiency and then says just go do it.
I get up before my husband so often get dressed in near darkness. I do okay with my top but my underwear are often inside out. I always imagine paramedics getting to the scene of an accident I've been in, noticing my inside out clothing and whispering to one another, "Perhaps it would be kinder to just let her go".
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I clean in my boxers and blast 80's music like a boss0
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I listen to Taylor Swift when I workout sometimes!
BadBlood!!0 -
I had a blow up male party doll in highschool. His name was Fred. I rode him around in the back seat of my car for fun.0
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When i was young I broke my arm showing off to a young lady. I had to walk around like it was nothing for a few hours until she left the party. Finally went to the ER after hours of pain, we didn't talk again for almost 6 months. So it was all for nothing0
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I'm in my mid-50's and I still write fan fiction for the same TV show I wrote for when I was 12.0
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I once broke a toe in order to avoid getting caught in a...compromising situation0
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I once tried to climb over a table while intoxicated and fell, crotched myself.0
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