Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

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OneHundredToLose
OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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Something I've noticed on MFP is that a lot of people tend to take themselves really seriously. Humor is a major part of my life, and I strive to never take myself so seriously that I can't laugh at myself. To that end, I'd like for everyone to share something embarrassing about themselves. I'll start.

I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.
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    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    I snort when I laugh
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    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    I walk into things, a lot. There's is this one bright yellow pole I walk by almost daily and almost walk into it every time.

    I'm slow getting jokes sometimes and when I do like 10 minutes later will start laughing randomly
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
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    I cry at chick flicks.
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    Calmquiet Posts: 39 Member
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    Baking makes me very emotional to the point I can just break down crying or yelling while making desserts for absolutely no reason.
  • cdudley628
    cdudley628 Posts: 547 Member
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    I don't know how to walk lightly. My downstairs neighbors probably think I'm wearing bricks on my feet.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,470 Member
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    Sometimes I can take a big ol *kitten*
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    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    I drink alot
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I like romantic comedies.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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  • KT_3009
    KT_3009 Posts: 1,042 Member
    edited November 2015
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    Any kids, Rom-com or drama movie I watch there is a 99% I will cry.. Haha I'm a super emotional person :)
  • _HunterKiller_
    _HunterKiller_ Posts: 545 Member
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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    When I was like 4 years old, my parents and I were standing in a line. I went closed my eyes and went to pinch my dad's butt. I accidently pinched the butt of another lady. She turned around and when she realized it was a little kid, she laughed.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    My mum made me an awesome white crocheted bikini when I was 17.....I loved it..wore it to the public pool for a month nearly everyday..a cousin came with me oneday...we went for swim..got out of pool..and she was yelling at me to cover up....totally see through when wet.. :o


  • Soopatt
    Soopatt Posts: 563 Member
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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