Do you have creepy people at your Gym? Like this?

BigBo63

I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

:huh:

kit_katty

Nothing quite like that, but I have seen this guy that's probably mid 20s who seemed to have to yell to himself to psych himself up to do his sets. He kept yelling 1, 2, 3... and only start lifting on 3...

There was also a guy who kept watching other people workout... he was wearing waaaaay more clothes than is normal for a gym... he just was creepy...

Joocey

Plot twist: you saw him again at your bathroom at home.


Super plot twist: Your bathroom doesn't have any mirrors.

mrsriisky

I am most amused by the drying of a single ball. Does he only have one testicle, or does he just ignore the other one, I wonder?

ktliu

Join a gym that has a "no balls showing" policy.LOL

mrsriisky

Join a gym that has a "no balls showing" policy.LOL

Well, that's a bummer.

Just kidding... sort of.

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.

JeremiahStone

I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

ironanimal

He only has one ball? Poor guy!

crista_b

I am most amused by the drying of a single ball. Does he only have one testicle, or does he just ignore the other one, I wonder?

Is it weird that this is the main thing that caught my attention too?

hedgiie

OMG

ANeWcRe8N

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's all

Legs_McGee

I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

Intriguing. What's the address of this gym?

Phoenix24601

Oh my...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Stump_Likker

I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.

That only creeped you out a little??!!

vjohn04

Best thread of the day.

mmuzzatti

So many things I want to say but I keep cracking myself up and can't type!

FishingGuy75

I once caught a guy performing his "manscaping" in front of the full length mirror in the locker room. I never went back to that gym again.

mrsriisky

I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

Intriguing. What's the address of this gym?

Yes, inquiring minds would like to know. Also, this comment has made it crucial for me to watch Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny tonight.

Lift_This_

Plot twist: you saw him again at your bathroom at home.


Super plot twist: Your bathroom doesn't have any mirrors.

best plot twists ever!!!

MiawMiawMiaw

A friend and I came across two older ladies in the changing room. They were both completely naked and one had her leg propped up against a bench, her 'ladygarden' VERY much on show. They proceeded to talk to us for the next five minutes with it all hanging out. Kinda awkward >.<

Gabrielm80

There are always old men in the locker room just standing around naked. I have no idea why. Every gym under 60 person faces locker when undessing no eye contact. Over 60 age with one foot on bench all hanging out as they towel off for 10 minutes. Every gym I have been to has a guy like that.

AmIhealthyyet

Sounds like a car wreck, you just gotta look!

CorvusCorax77

I am realizing I need to up my creep factor if I want to impress anyone at my gym.

Healthydiner65

My gym has free swimming for your kids(grandkids) for 2 hours on Saturday. The first time I took my granddaughter a lady walked into the changing room stark nekked without a towel. Show some class people!!!

i1984

I've noticed this as well, the men's locker room at a gym is the scariest place on earth...

PhattiPhat

I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!

That's messed up. He should be blow drying both balls.

zyxst

Happens to men when they turn 50. Enjoy your 13 years of no ball drying at gym! :drinker:

Rosplosion

I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.

Grody. Creepy. And GRODY.

Blessedby2boys

I used to work at a gym. I have seen this type, however, the blow drying story is crazy hilarious!