Do you have creepy people at your Gym? Like this?
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I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..
Intriguing. What's the address of this gym?
Yes, inquiring minds would like to know. Also, this comment has made it crucial for me to watch Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny tonight.
It's not pushups. It's pushup. Because, you know, you can really only do one. But man, that's one heck of a pushup.0 -
He only has one ball? Poor guy!
Well, all I can think to say is someone needs to grow a pair....:bigsmile:0 -
I once witnessed an old lady (70ish) prop her leg up on the counter and proceed to blowdry her yoni.0
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I once witnessed an old lady (70ish) prop her leg up on the counter and proceed to blowdry her yoni.
Yoni the piano player?0 -
Scandalous!!!I once witnessed an old lady (70ish) prop her leg up on the counter and proceed to blowdry her yoni.0 -
I once witnessed an old lady (70ish) prop her leg up on the counter and proceed to blowdry her yoni.
Fine. Just last week a chick in the locker room was drying her buttcrack (like, bent over holding the back of her workpants open) at the hand dryer. I used to feel smug that my gym was the best and had no weirdos. Never say never, I guess.0 -
Now, does he only have one ball to dry, or was he just really focused on one of them?0
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NOW THATS A REAL MAN!!0
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I am glad there are people in this world who couldn't care less about social conventions and just do what feels right to them. As long as you're in no danger, just leave them to it.0
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Mine is the guy who drapes towels over 3 benches, pulls down about 8 dumbbells...leaves them all there and talks to his friends....who are across the room from him.
He also has a ton of opinions about fitness...and any source or opinion that doesn't agree with him he declares a joke.
My other friends at the gym tell me that he seems to have no life outside of the gym..since he is there at almost all hours.
He never seems to actually pick up a weight.0 -
That's true. For the most part modesty in the locker room depends on age. Most of the old guys (50+) at my gym are comfortable walking around butt naked, while most of the younger guys take some measure to cover their junk. It's interesting, really, considering older guys are more socially conservative.There are always old men in the locker room just standing around naked. I have no idea why. Every gym under 60 person faces locker when undessing no eye contact. Over 60 age with one foot on bench all hanging out as they towel off for 10 minutes. Every gym I have been to has a guy like that.0 -
I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!
That's messed up. He should be blow drying both balls.
Maybe he blow dries one ball and then gently towels off and powders the other. And he alternates the ball-tending. Days with an S and T the left one, and other days of the week the right one gets blow dried.0 -
Yeah, when I am on the elliptical, I have a front row view of the whole lifting area and when bored, I will people watch and I have noticed this one older gent who frequents and who is WAY more interested in mixing in with the younger, muscle-e boys than building his own muscle-eez. He will do like, 3 reps, then, sit up and look around and comment on the nearest bicep or pec. And I notice the reactions are always different...some dudes seem to be cool with it and others move away quickly. I would be a little creeped if another lady walked over and commented about my fat butt, even in a complimentary way. yeah and about that one ball and penis push-ups.......0
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There's a guy that's at my gym that will go in the 30 minute circuit area..do about 2 reps and sit and stare at the girls on the treadmills. After a week of this I complained to the staff (my friend and I were the only 2 people in that area with him). They said they would take care of it. Next thing I know, the guy comes in and says "someone complained about you..blah, blah, blah". Really? Way to be subtle. Then again, he hasn't been back.0
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There's a guy that's at my gym that will go in the 30 minute circuit area..do about 2 reps and sit and stare at the girls on the treadmills. After a week of this I complained to the staff (my friend and I were the only 2 people in that area with him). They said they would take care of it. Next thing I know, the guy comes in and says "someone complained about you..blah, blah, blah". Really? Way to be subtle. Then again, he hasn't been back.
To be honest, I might stare too. If thats ok with you that is. Don't wanna be creepy, don't even know your name yet lol0 -
Drying his ball is a bit much, I'd say....:noway:0
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I have a new meaning to 'balls to the wall'I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!0 -
I always get creeped out by the teenage girls who hang out in the locker room for no apparent reason with their phones . Our gym has alounge area....if they are waiting for their ride or whatever, why not sit there?0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Yes! I have a guy that looks like the old man from Hostel (the one they meet on the train, for those that have seen the movie) and he is so creepy.. He stares at me and the other day decided to start talking to me.. WEIRDO.0
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I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!
QUIT JUDGING ME MY BALLS WERE WET0 -
I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!
That's messed up. He should be blow drying both balls.
OMG LOL This made me laugh...0 -
I saw a woman shaving her...ah..special area, in a communal shower at a YWCA. Come on, lady, kids use that shower!0
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In because this really is the best thread of the day.0
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First, this is why I don't go to gyms. And second, this one thread alone has negated any qualms I've had in joining this SIte.0
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The other one was probably dry from catching all the air hanging out of the short shorts.I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!
That's messed up. He should be blow drying both balls.
OMG LOL This made me laugh...0 -
Try being the CLEANING LADY for the gym! Top 3 creeps:
1. Same guy every night (a police officer no less) wouldn't answer when I knocked oh the male locker room door and yelled "cleaning crew" He'd wait til I came in and would always be changing or peeing, when I'd apologize and start to leave, he'd assure me it was ok and I could stay. One night (after meeting up with Officer Creep) the counter guy asked me what we spent so much time talking about. I told him we weren't talking, that I'd left when he came in and slammed a locker door... counter guy looked at me funny and said "He's been in there at least 20 minutes. So apparently he stood there and watched me clean all 3 of the showers and THEN slammed the door to get my attention....
2. I went in to clean the sauna in the men's locker room and there was blood literally everywhere... I actually expected to find a body under one of the benches... looked like Freddy Krueger had been there. Oh, and I'd find semen on the clear glass door of the sauna at least once a day. My boss said it was probably just Pantene or something... I told him that at my age, I figured I knew the difference!
3. Very elderly, uninhibited lady lounging in the sauna naked... or stretched out and spread eagle on one of the benches, or sometimes on the floor.0 -
There's a guy that's at my gym that will go in the 30 minute circuit area..do about 2 reps and sit and stare at the girls on the treadmills. After a week of this I complained to the staff (my friend and I were the only 2 people in that area with him). They said they would take care of it. Next thing I know, the guy comes in and says "someone complained about you..blah, blah, blah". Really? Way to be subtle. Then again, he hasn't been back.
To be honest, I might stare too. If thats ok with you that is. Don't wanna be creepy, don't even know your name yet lol
I don't care if he stares, but he stays in the same machine the whole time. Plus he works out thru osmosis apparently.
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this was the best thread of the day.. well son, wait til your 50 then post this...you could say"Hey fella, throw towel on there" and gosh you're done...0
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There's a guy that's at my gym that will go in the 30 minute circuit area..do about 2 reps and sit and stare at the girls on the treadmills. After a week of this I complained to the staff (my friend and I were the only 2 people in that area with him). They said they would take care of it. Next thing I know, the guy comes in and says "someone complained about you..blah, blah, blah". Really? Way to be subtle. Then again, he hasn't been back.
To be honest, I might stare too. If thats ok with you that is. Don't wanna be creepy, don't even know your name yet lol
I don't care if he stares, but he stays in the same machine the whole time. Plus he works out thru osmosis apparently.
Well maybe he really likes you and the machine and is trying to get the best of both worlds.0
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