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Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)0
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BecomingBane wrote: »Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)
Hahaha! I'll trade you a month supply of that Shakeology for the coolest severed head I have in my freezer. Ummm, wait... Come back! Don't you want to see it? Well, how am I going to lose weight now?
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nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)
Hahaha! I'll trade you a month supply of that Shakeology for the coolest severed head I have in my freezer. Ummm, wait... Come back! Don't you want to see it? Well, how am I going to lose weight now?
Now, do you mean the most interesting one... or the coldest one. It makes a difference.0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)
Hahaha! I'll trade you a month supply of that Shakeology for the coolest severed head I have in my freezer. Ummm, wait... Come back! Don't you want to see it? Well, how am I going to lose weight now?
Now, do you mean the most interesting one... or the coldest one. It makes a difference.
Most interesting. Newest in the collection. Not cold yet :laugh: :noway:0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)
Hahaha! I'll trade you a month supply of that Shakeology for the coolest severed head I have in my freezer. Ummm, wait... Come back! Don't you want to see it? Well, how am I going to lose weight now?
Now, do you mean the most interesting one... or the coldest one. It makes a difference.
Most interesting. Newest in the collection. Not cold yet :laugh: :noway:
I think we should market them. Freezer heads for weightloss... I'm assuming it would average about 11lbs of instant loss.0 -
stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Whenever someone tries to sell me something I don't want, I try to sell them something they don't want instead. I have this broken down lawn mower. I'll trade you for a six months supply of your snake oil. No? Ok, but it's guaranteed to make your lawn lose inches fast! (if only it worked)
Hahaha! I'll trade you a month supply of that Shakeology for the coolest severed head I have in my freezer. Ummm, wait... Come back! Don't you want to see it? Well, how am I going to lose weight now?
Now, do you mean the most interesting one... or the coldest one. It makes a difference.
Most interesting. Newest in the collection. Not cold yet :laugh: :noway:
I think we should market them. Freezer heads for weightloss... I'm assuming it would average about 11lbs of instant loss.
We could put them in a shadowbox with preservative and hang it on the fridge door with a sign that says: "Are you sure you need that?"0 -
Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
maybe you should offer rentals and follow the lines of Repo the Genetic Opera?0 -
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.0
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BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
:laugh: I was so focused on the heads, that I haven't been saving those, but I'll start today :laugh:0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial? A little glass vial.0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
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BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
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MondayJune22nd2015 wrote: »CharlieBeansmomTracey wrote: »I agree but you cant tell them that. they will just say well this is different. oh well let them learn the hard way
@CharlieBeansmomTracey post this:
everydayhealth.com/news/charges-filed-against-makers-nutritional-supplements/?xid=aol_eh-news_12_20151116_&aolcat=HLT
thanks for the link, If they want to keep believing the hype I will post it.
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nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).0 -
PikaKnight wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
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BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not wierd, i want to enjoy my holiday and judging by other posts recently loads do to
business will be booming
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