Cleanse/Detox Scams
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BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
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BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
I've been trying to give away my midsection for a while now. My understanding of physics is limited, but I thought if I were to lose it, someone else needed to gain it (conservation?), but no one wants it! Just rude.
Weird is fine, you just need to ignore the 'in that bad way' part of it
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Whoo hoo... Finally found my get rich quick scheme. Now, if only I can turn it into an MLM, then I'd be set for life!0
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PikaKnight wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
lol, this is too funny
but on a serious note thats not what i want0 -
PikaKnight wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
Are those taped to his nipples? That seems uncomfortable, but I like the concept otherwise!0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »PikaKnight wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
Are those taped to his nipples? That seems uncomfortable, but I like the concept otherwise!
I was wondering why they were taped to his nipples too..but I didn't want to derail the abs convo right now :laugh:0 -
Here you go. That'll be 3 payments of 69.99.
k. thx.0 -
PikaKnight wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »PikaKnight wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
Are those taped to his nipples? That seems uncomfortable, but I like the concept otherwise!
I was wondering why they were taped to his nipples too..but I didn't want to derail the abs convo right now :laugh:
Ugh, how thoughtless of me.
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BecomingBane wrote: »
Here you go. That'll be 3 payments of 69.99.
k. thx.
i will pay you once i have seen results.0 -
great post, this should be put in the 'most helpful posts' for all the new year resolution folks and newbies...0
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PikaKnight wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
Looks like you're in charge of marketing.
Ummm, if anyone from the gumment is reading, I am not actually harming anyone.
True... we get these parts wholesale from China... because that way they'll contain "toxins", arsenic, and other heavy metals.Therealobi1 wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »Therealobi1 wrote: »Op which detox do you recommend pls. I am in great need
There is one, but it's a secret. I'm afraid you will have to join our secret brotherhood if you really want to detox.
does that mean i have to grow a whatsit to join?
Apparently @nutmegoreo and I are starting a new company... rather than growing one of your own, we could offer you one at a discount from @nutmegoreo's freezer of body parts.
done your on.
if you have anything to give me an instant six pack throw that in too.
See, that's not adding something... that'd be subtraction. Just need to take to outside layer of your midsection and you're golden. Surely someone else would want it.
Also, am I weird? Is this weird? Someone told me this was weird (in that bad way).
not if you add them on top of the pre-existing stomach. Like this maybe?
Puts a whole new meaning to "nice buns".0 -
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queenliz99 wrote: »
LOL supermodel0 -
Bumping 'cuz0
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Dont be afraid to look silly.
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I just started here again. My "cleanse" is eating well, exercise, and lemon water. 0
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But, but juicing . . .
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