MFP New Years Resolutions (the lighter side)
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Sued0nim
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I shall not bristle when I see "loose" for "lose" or less calories instead of fewer calories
The word derp shall not pass my lips
Yours (shall we take weight and fitness as a given)
The word derp shall not pass my lips
Yours (shall we take weight and fitness as a given)
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I shall run a 10k race without walking.0
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I shall not IRL facepalm if I see anyone mention Dr. Oz or the latest detox.0
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I will just accept that on a multi-cultural forum a lot gets lost in translation.0
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I will drop at least half of the 75 pounds I need to lose.
I will not judge anyone too harshly for eating the Obligatory 1200 Calories MFP likes to give and try to educate rather than dictate.0 -
I will not get frustrated at seeing all the masses of questions that everyone has asked before. I will enjoy being friended by new year-ers. I will not get too sad when 90% of them stop logging in after a month.0
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I will stop clicking on all those 'cheat day' threads.0
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I will not get insanely jealous of people who can eat twice as many calories as me and still lose weight.0
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I will stop yelling at my computer screen when MFP updates.0
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I will stay away from sugar
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I will stop getting so annoyed at my own typos and grammatical errors (other people's don't bother me). Mind you, I've been saying that since AOL 2.0...0
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IdLikeToLoseItLoseIt wrote: »
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.0 -
I will stop letting passive aggressive responses bother me so much.
Oh who am I kidding.
I will cure cancer. That seems more doable.0 -
I'm thinking of growing a beard. And taking up smoking. Definitely gonna drink more.0
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I might adopt all these resolutions .... well, maybe not the "growing beard & smoking" ..... but definitely gonna drink more .... cheers !0
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I shall smile serenely and pass without comment all posts titled 'Can't lose weight!' when it involves two weeks of dieting and three days of being the same weight...
I shall shudder, avert my eyes, and place a dollar in a jar when 'defiantly' is used in place of 'definitely' on these boards. Correcting is useless & I could use the money as a rainy day bonus...
I shall bless and release all women of various sizes, shapes, ages, and activity levels who want to eat 1200 calories. It is obviously part of their feminine identity to be such delicate creatures. I pray there is a sturdy fainting couch nearby for their comfort & safety...0 -
I shall smile serenely and pass without comment all posts titled 'Can't lose weight!' when it involves two weeks of dieting and three days of being the same weight...
I shall shudder, avert my eyes, and place a dollar in a jar when 'defiantly' is used in place of 'definitely' on these boards. Correcting is useless & I could use the money as a rainy day bonus...
I shall bless and release all women of various sizes, shapes, ages, and activity levels who want to eat 1200 calories. It is obviously part of their feminine identity to be such delicate creatures. I pray there is a sturdy fainting couch nearby for their comfort & safety...
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I shall smile serenely and pass without comment all posts titled 'Can't lose weight!' when it involves two weeks of dieting and three days of being the same weight...
I shall shudder, avert my eyes, and place a dollar in a jar when 'defiantly' is used in place of 'definitely' on these boards. Correcting is useless & I could use the money as a rainy day bonus...
I shall bless and release all women of various sizes, shapes, ages, and activity levels who want to eat 1200 calories. It is obviously part of their feminine identity to be such delicate creatures. I pray there is a sturdy fainting couch nearby for their comfort & safety...
I would like one of those0
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