MFP New Years Resolutions (the lighter side)

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  • skcardiog
    skcardiog Posts: 316 Member
    Learn how to swim, sinking to the bottom of the pool is not fun.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Working the remote control!??

  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Working the remote control!??

    @_Terrapin_

    Uh duh!
  • Triplestep
    Triplestep Posts: 239 Member
    I will click close the "science of exercise" threads the minute I realize I could be working out instead of trying to understand them - not an hour later. :#
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    I will continue to <3 terrapin even though he is so misguided in which Manchester soccer team he supports. :'(

    No skittles! Blasphemy.

    Cheers, h.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I will continue to <3 terrapin even though he is so misguided in which Manchester soccer team he supports. :'(

    No skittles! Blasphemy.

    Cheers, h.

    3rd glass of wine, I promise to wear the Man City flag......proudly......and oh Lord this is public forum ;) Is there another team in Manchester?!/
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    Working the remote control!??

    @_Terrapin_

    Uh duh!


    I have an Uncle Uto. Did you spell this incorrectly?
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    @_Terrapin_ hahaha, good job we are friendly folk.

    The 1968 MUFC team were so nice to me when I was hospitalised for 3 month in my teens my allegiance could never change.

    Cheers, h.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    4lb485fwvjut.jpeg

    Working the remote control!??

    @_Terrapin_

    Uh duh!


    I have an Uncle Uto. Did you spell this incorrectly?

  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    I will commit to doing lunges and step ups even though I hate them. I will add them into my regularly scheduled programming because I need them.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    I resolve to continue not to respond to posters who use 'txtspeak' and compose entire posts without capitalization or punctuation. Reading the posts makes me feel like I'm on speed - "hey guise do u thnk i shd eat mor protein i lik vegies 2 but nly 4 brkfst wht do u thnk do u lk them 2 k thx"

    But I'll still sit here and roll my eyes and mourn the death of literacy.

    I get "professional" (work inquiries) like this. I ignore them. Don't text me, and use text speak to ask me for a job, an endorsement, resources etc. grrrrr
  • mkakids
    mkakids Posts: 1,913 Member
    vivmom2014 wrote: »
    brower47 wrote: »
    Francl27 wrote: »
    brower47 wrote: »
    I resolve to be even more obnoxious when I see someone leave their cart in the parking lot when the cart return is only 10 feet away.

    What do you do? lol. Unfortunately I never catch people in the act.

    i have a variety depending on the situation. The most common is just pointing out where the return is. Or I ask if they need help. I do this knowing they might have a legit excuse.

    Super obnoxious, I know. I may not be a nice person.

    Shop at Aldi. Gotta return the carts to get your quarter back! Genius.

    Ive been known to leave the cart in the lot at aldi. I almost always have 3 kids ages 16months, 15months and 6 months with me. I can either leave them alone in the car to return the cart, or i can try to carry them all back to the car at once (not easy, lol!).

    Before anyone asks....i wait until someone is leaving and ask to have their cart so i can go in (giving them my $).....i attempt to do this when leaving too, but its not always possible.

    And my aldi has he carts that accomodate two kids in the front...so the 15month & 16 month old go in the front, 6 month old in the back in the carrier.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    edited January 2016
    @_Terrapin_ hahaha, good job we are friendly folk.

    The 1968 MUFC team were so nice to me when I was hospitalised for 3 month in my teens my allegiance could never change.

    Cheers, h.

    Well heck that is different. I thought you just liked red. heheheh

  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I resolve to try to post less when hypomanic because the sarcasm runs free............
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    I resolve to try to post less when hypomanic because the sarcasm runs free............

    Amen.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    I resolve to try to post less when hypomanic because the sarcasm runs free............

    But but but, sarcasm is so much fun!
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Gisel2015 wrote: »
    I shall not judge pictures posted in MFP showing a messy bedroom or bathroom in the background and showing clothes all over the place. It really distracts me from appreciating the success stories.
    Sorry I am bad >:)

    You're in good company :)
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »
    I will stop clicking on all those 'cheat day' threads.

    That's a good one.
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    @_Terrapin_ hahaha, good job we are friendly folk.

    The 1968 MUFC team were so nice to me when I was hospitalised for 3 month in my teens my allegiance could never change.

    Cheers, h.

    Well heck that is different. I thought you just liked red. heheheh

    Well there is that. It has been my favourite colour since I was 3. My dad took a poll on what colour to paint the front door. I was so disappointed when he interpreted red as maroon. I wanted UK pillar box red.

    I love sarcasm. Find it doesn't work as well in Canada as it does in the UK. Maybe I just know the wrong people.

    Cheers, h.
  • Laughter_Girl
    Laughter_Girl Posts: 2,226 Member
    I resolve to accept new MFP friends more often even if they don't provide a message with their friend request like I ask in my profile. I was new once too, and maybe they don't know that my profile is available for them to read.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    edited January 2016
    I resolve to accept new MFP friends more often even if they don't provide a message with their friend request like I ask in my profile. I was new once too, and maybe they don't know that my profile is available for them to read.

    It doesn't help that you can't see any profiles of non-friends from the app
  • WigglexWigglexWiggle
    WigglexWigglexWiggle Posts: 29 Member
    edited January 2016
    I want to be more active in the "community." I have a grand total of one friend and have been using this app on and off since 2011! On that note...add me and I'll probably accept!
  • allenpriest
    allenpriest Posts: 1,102 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »
    brower47 wrote: »
    I resolve to be even more obnoxious when I see someone leave their cart in the parking lot when the cart return is only 10 feet away.

    What do you do? lol. Unfortunately I never catch people in the act.

    Run over them with the car???
    Tell them they are loosing it???
    ;)
  • MondayJune22nd2015
    MondayJune22nd2015 Posts: 876 Member
    edited January 2016
    HonuNui wrote: »
    I, will continue, to sit, on my, hands and, not point, out, to one, particular, poster that her, comma, button is, stuck.

    @HonuNui do you mean me? If so, I also; over use exclamation points, combine words (they'd instead of they would) & create paragraphs worth, of run on sentences!
  • HonuNui
    HonuNui Posts: 1,464 Member
    HonuNui wrote: »
    I, will continue, to sit, on my, hands and, not point, out, to one, particular, poster that her, comma, button is, stuck.

    @HonuNui do you mean me? If so, I also; over use exclamation points, combine words (they'd instead of they would) & create paragraphs worth, of run on sentences!

    I would be on the lookout for those, too, but I'm too busy sitting on my hands! ;)

  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    mkakids wrote: »
    I shall not get irrationally irritated when i see posts titled "Anyone else tried x?" Or "Anyone else a _____?"

    I will just roll my eyes and sarcastically say to my screen...."noooo....you're the ONLY one."

    Those threads are not intentionally asking if they are the only person on this whole forum to do or be _____, i know. The way they are worded makes me irrationally irritated, regardless of the intent.

    OMG me too! I don't know why it bothers me so much but it does

  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    I will probably still think less of people if they reply to an OP without reading the other replies.

    Sorry, not sorry.
  • MondayJune22nd2015
    MondayJune22nd2015 Posts: 876 Member
    edited January 2016
    Orphia wrote: »
    I will probably still think less of people if they reply to an OP without reading the other replies.

    Sorry, not sorry.

    This depends upon how many pages, a thread is. I typically just comment, if I have less than 5 pages to read & try to avoid commenting in threads, that're over 3 months old because many of the people, might not even be here anymore but I just recently commented in the "MFP Forum Feedback" thread & that was over 40 pages, which I didn't read; all of.
  • angerelle
    angerelle Posts: 175 Member
    mkakids wrote: »
    Ive been known to leave the cart in the lot at aldi. I almost always have 3 kids ages 16months, 15months and 6 months with me. I can either leave them alone in the car to return the cart, or i can try to carry them all back to the car at once (not easy, lol!).

    Your children really will be fine left in the car for the minute it takes you to return your trolley.
  • joinn68
    joinn68 Posts: 480 Member
    I will not silently mock and condemn college students who wait and wait to take the elevator DOWN one flight.

    Hey, I used to do that as a grad student. Would run 2 or 3 miles daily in addition to doing some Denise Austin aerobics and REFUSE to take an extra step the rest of the day :smiley: Drove my classmates crazy
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