My MFP girlfriend just dumped me

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  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again

    You poor thing! I'd love to meet who made you this way hahaha

  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again

    You poor thing! I'd love to meet who made you this way hahaha

    Hahaha
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again

    You poor thing! I'd love to meet who made you this way hahaha

    Hahaha

    Get a room already
  • louiseburgoyne632
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    Do you really mean you and your girlfriend?

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Bbg340 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    U speak in half truths
    I lived with krazy for too long
    The show watching and hair playing sounds inviting
    But can we watch Paw Patrol????

    I suppose... Can I be drunk?
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again

    You poor thing! I'd love to meet who made you this way hahaha

    Hahaha

    Get a room already

    You paying?
  • _HunterKiller_
    _HunterKiller_ Posts: 544 Member
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    You must be new here dude lol From my experience on this site relationships never workout. Or maybe I'm just unlucky too. Good luck though. :)
  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Aww I'm sorry, people here very fickle. I'm sure you'll move on to a new love tomorrow :p
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

    I'm not falling for that! ...again

    You poor thing! I'd love to meet who made you this way hahaha

    Hahaha

    Get a room already

    You paying?

    I am pretty sure that's the john's job.
  • ald783
    ald783 Posts: 688 Member
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    ald783 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    If I say "leave me alone", I want attention.
    If I say, "I'm fine", I want attention.
    If I say, "I hate you", I want attention.

    I always want attention. If I don't, I'll go somewhere where you can't find me. I'm not the cool off in silence type. Just give me attention.

    And people wonder why they don't get what they want. SMDH.

    Please... don't let her represent women everywhere. I have never and will never play such games with a man. Or in any relationship with SO or just friends. Cause this is complete bullsh*t.

    Ah of course, because everyone else in the world acts completely rationally when they're angry. I'm sure you have a fantastic checklist of all of the mature and thoughtful ways you'd like to express yourself when you're fighting with someone but sometimes logic and levelheadedness go out the window when you're emotional. I hope I can one day get on your level!

    So, how has this approached worked for you?

    I have absolutely never told a significant other than I hate them. I've had some knock down, drag out fights with my ex-boyfriend and my husband (the two most significant relationships of my adult life). Have I always been totally rational? No. I've been angry about all kinds of things that weren't worth being angry over in the end. But not expressing my needs and thinking it's somebody else's responsibility to "read me". That's really immature, don't you think?

    Again, everyone has their MOMENTS, but having these moments so often they are a pattern is well, worrisome.

    To be clear, since I'm not sure how well people pick up on these things, my first post was mostly facetious. I assumed this whole thread was seeing as how the topic is about getting dumped by a MFP girlfriend. I mean, I do love attention and I am frequently crazy and irrational, but I keep that a little more under the radar.

    For what it's worth, I've found that women who are always whining about hating drama and how other chicks are crazy, are by and large the craziest most dramatic broads.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Give her chocolate.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    So looks like we are all waiting with baited breath to see how you got on..

    "Leave me alone" can mean ..leave me alone or..I want your attention..no matter what you pick you will be wrong :D
  • joika1979
    joika1979 Posts: 30 Member
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    It's not you, it's me jajajajaja
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    When the pics work and you get her back I want an edible arrangements!!