Oreos: The greatest packaged cookie of all time

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  • richln
    richln Posts: 809 Member
    jemhh wrote: »

    Yeah I remember those days well. Every time I wore my red Members Only jacked tucked into my pants, the entire high school would randomly break out in choreographed dance.
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Oreos are horrendously overrated. Not bad, but the fact that I have a pack on my desk which is only half finished while having bought about 20 different packets since I acquired the packet originally.... it speaks volumes....

    about your lack of humanity...

    or more likely, that I am a bit classier when it comes to biscuits.....

    You probably don't even know what it is to soak an Oreo in milk until it no longer floats and then squish it between your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

    Little chocolate Oreo bits stuck in your teeth crevices are the epitome of class.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

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    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Oreos are horrendously overrated. Not bad, but the fact that I have a pack on my desk which is only half finished while having bought about 20 different packets since I acquired the packet originally.... it speaks volumes....

    about your lack of humanity...

    or more likely, that I am a bit classier when it comes to biscuits.....

    You probably don't even know what it is to soak an Oreo in milk until it no longer floats and then squish it between your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

    Little chocolate Oreo bits stuck in your teeth crevices are the epitome of class.

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    eldamiano wrote: »
    Oreos are horrendously overrated. Not bad, but the fact that I have a pack on my desk which is only half finished while having bought about 20 different packets since I acquired the packet originally.... it speaks volumes....

    about your lack of humanity...

    or more likely, that I am a bit classier when it comes to biscuits.....

    You probably don't even know what it is to soak an Oreo in milk until it no longer floats and then squish it between your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

    Little chocolate Oreo bits stuck in your teeth crevices are the epitome of class.

    As you walk into the dentist's office...
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.

    Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate.

    Agree or disagree? Think carefully before you answer...
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    White chocolate is an abomination. I can only eat it if it's dipped in milk or dark chocolate.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    This is very dismaying as you're normally not an MFPer who annoys me but, really? Double stuff not as good as original? Nonsense, Carlos. Non. Sense.

    I used to work in a cookie factory. We could take cookies off the line when we went to break. I normally am not a fan of vanilla sandwich cookies but still-warm-from-being-cooked sandwich cookies are crazy good.

    Double Stuff = Delicious
    Original = Deliciouser
    Hydrox=Deliciousest

    FTFY!

    /thread

    Samson also lost his power and wisdom when he shaved...

    Ha! I snorted!
  • annaskiski
    annaskiski Posts: 1,212 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.

    Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate.

    Agree or disagree? Think carefully before you answer...

    NOOOOOOOO!!
    Dark Chocolate is some twisted fad...
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    You original purists need to try cinnamon bun Oreos microwaved for 15 or more seconds.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    annaskiski wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.

    Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate.

    Agree or disagree? Think carefully before you answer...

    NOOOOOOOO!!
    Dark Chocolate is some twisted fad...

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.

    Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate.

    Agree or disagree? Think carefully before you answer...

    No, no, no, no, no!!!!! Dark chocolate is bitter!! I always have an internal debate before eating it and ask myself "do I really want chocolate so much that I'm willing to eat the dark stuff or am I going to regret this?"
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

    oreo-truffles31-copy.jpg

    Oreo balls are even better in milk chocolate coating.

    You really need to stop. You're breaking my heart man.

    Not saying they're not delicious both ways, of course. But I'm also a big fan of milk chocolate.

    Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate.

    Agree or disagree? Think carefully before you answer...

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I give you...

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    OH. YES. I forgot about those. Those win.

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    White chocolate is an abomination. I can only eat it if it's dipped in milk or dark chocolate.

    It's also hypocrisy coz not even chocolate.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    You original purists need to try cinnamon bun Oreos microwaved for 15 or more seconds.

    On my bucket list.
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    Fudge covered Oreos are the most amazing flavor I've ever tried.
    Good tastes.

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    These are store brand and sound strange, but I swear, these are my favorite "Oreos".

  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    You original purists need to try cinnamon bun Oreos microwaved for 15 or more seconds.

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  • Rachel0778
    Rachel0778 Posts: 1,701 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    Ingredients

    SUGAR, UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), PALM AND/OR CANOLA OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORNSTARCH, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLIN - AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE.CONTAINS WHEAT, SOY.

    two cookies of 20 grams contain 13 grams of sugar. Honestly, I don't see anything yummy in here, and I know Oreos taste artificial and not very rich.

    They do include the toxic ingredient sodium bicarbonate. You may be onto something.

    You're my new favorite person.

    Birthday cake oreos rocked my world. But...if I have to go for a classic, double stuff always beats original!
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    White chocolate is an abomination. I can only eat it if it's dipped in milk or dark chocolate.

    It's also hypocrisy coz not even chocolate.

    Exactly. It's like turkey bacon.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    White chocolate is an abomination. I can only eat it if it's dipped in milk or dark chocolate.

    It's also hypocrisy coz not even chocolate.

    Exactly. It's like turkey bacon.

    Now that I will agree with. I also agree that white chocolate is not real chocolate, however, for those truffles, the white candy coating makes for the best presentation due to the contrast with the extremely dark filling..

    Wondering about the oreo truffles with the red velvet ones that are out right now... I didn't care for the red velvet oreos as a stand alone but red velvet cake balls are my favorite flavor...
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    http://bu.spoonuniversity.com/cook/make-drunken-oreos-chocolate-covered-strawberries/

    I've been looking up all things Oreo for this thread and :o
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    White chocolate is an abomination. I can only eat it if it's dipped in milk or dark chocolate.

    It's also hypocrisy coz not even chocolate.

    Exactly. It's like turkey bacon.

    Now that I will agree with. I also agree that white chocolate is not real chocolate, however, for those truffles, the white candy coating makes for the best presentation due to the contrast with the extremely dark filling..

    Wondering about the oreo truffles with the red velvet ones that are out right now... I didn't care for the red velvet oreos as a stand alone but red velvet cake balls are my favorite flavor...

    I'll give you presentation. But taste...?
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    What about these. Yes? No? Classless?

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