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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
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    I have 3 knees.

    That’s just as strange as the kid I used to babysit as a teen. Only he had three nipples.

    Mines different, I have two low knees, and one high knee

    :D Well in that case yours is more odd. I would see a doctor about that if I were you.

    It's funnier if you hear it said at loud while I'm standing pointing to my knees

    VIDEO or it's not real!!!!!

    I feel like my attempt at humor failed... my two regular knees are lower then my butt..aka hiney ... so, two low knees, one hiney (high knee)

    I was really looking forward to video footage :disappointed:

    Sorry kiddo

    I don’t know if I can get over this. My little heart is broken :heartbreak:
  • honeybee__12
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's interesting how the people who keep "getting hacked" on FB are the same people who keep trading all of their info to find out which brunch food they are.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    For an innovative company, Apple has really stuck to its guns on the whole ducking autocorrect thing.
  • honeybee__12
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    For an innovative company, Apple has really stuck to its guns on the whole ducking autocorrect thing.

    I'm convinced the tech person who did this for them is a devout religious figure who didn't want to give us the option.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Someone with 6 fingers on one hand could rake in big bucks asking others to guess the amount of fingers extended behind their back.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    Is this a dead rising to become zombies apocalypse or an only live people who die become zombies apocalypse?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
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    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    Is this a dead rising to become zombies apocalypse or an only live people who die become zombies apocalypse?

    Depends. Zombies usually dig out of their graves in most movies.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
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    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    I've often thought that. Or if we bury the dead with the jaws weird shut they couldn't bite us

    Not to mention tying their shoe laces together.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    I've often thought that. Or if we bury the dead with the jaws weird shut they couldn't bite us

    Not to mention tying their shoe laces together.

    Zip tie thier hands and Give them a wedgie too, wake up after a 300 years and not be able to pick a wedgie...

    And that is how the Zombie Apocalypse started.
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  • honeybee__12
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    Is this a dead rising to become zombies apocalypse or an only live people who die become zombies apocalypse?

    Depends. Zombies usually dig out of their graves in most movies.

    but not the walking dead, I don't think. The first season was a while ago though...
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    Life’s hard. Choose your hard.
  • Gould118
    Gould118 Posts: 544 Member
    When will it stop freaking snowing!? :s
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If everyone was cremated, we'd have less to worry about if there was a zombie apocalypse.

    Is this a dead rising to become zombies apocalypse or an only live people who die become zombies apocalypse?

    Depends. Zombies usually dig out of their graves in most movies.

    but not the walking dead, I don't think. The first season was a while ago though...

    Yeah, there was a time limit so if you where buried after whatever happened started you could dig out, but not before.
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  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    Gould118 wrote: »
    When will it stop freaking snowing!? :s

    Check out cryosauna, then run out in the snow. Save an average of $70 for a short-term euphoric high and possible long term body healing.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    Sometimes I feel sad not to be closer to other MFP'ers. Othertimes, I'm thankful they had a lucky escape.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Yeah, it's disappointing. Balloon World had the potential to be fun. But I didn't get a chance to check it out until a day or two after it launched. And even by that time the majority of balloons I tried were hidden in unfair places that you'd have to spend more money trying to get than you'd earn. Metro Kingdom was full of balloons inside buildings somehow. And Cap Kingdom was full of balloons hidden in random places beneath the fog that you're not gonna find without trying 10-20 times to figure out the precise location (for a reward that's probably only 5x the cost of 1 trial). After that, I was basically like "*kitten* this."
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