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  • princess7955
    princess7955 Posts: 1,277 Member
    edited March 2018
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    In Flo-rida’s song “low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four-legged morph woman? In all honesty, I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her

    Isn't she also wearing baggy sweatpants?

    Two different shawties. Think there's a third that did that pop n lock. Shawties everywhere.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The world is not getting worse, the data is getting better.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We don't realize how much noise we make until we do anything in a room with a person sleeping.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dogs freak out when you blow in their face but love wind blowing in their face at 50mph.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The internet is the only place where we simultaneously desire fame and anonymity.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People who say "money can't buy friendship" aren't considering you can buy a dog.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    80's and 90's seemed like 2 separate decades. 2000-2018 seem like just 1 decade.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    House plants are just pet vegetables.
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    https://youtu.be/FFP2WnONdno
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    I was Eighties into the nineties when the troubles were at there worst until the good Friday agreement was signed that was like when Dorthy walks out of the house in oz.remember everyone dancing i the streets so full of hope now everyone is like meh.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Someone will be that guy that dies an hour before we invent a form of immortality.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sarcasm works great through text.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Sarcasm works great through text.

    You think? I mean, it's really hard to read tone through text. :wink:
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    My give a damn is broken today.
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Adults who spoil the end of a movie must be the same kids who circled the Waldo in the library copy of the Where's Waldo books.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sloths deserve more credit for surviving as a species.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Trees are inverted lungs, physically and functionally.
  • princess7955
    princess7955 Posts: 1,277 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Sloths deserve more credit for surviving as a species.

    they get bonus points for being adorable
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Trees are inverted lungs, physically and functionally.

    Wait, so my lungs are hard on the inside? Oh, what would the equivilant to a smokers lung?

    An Ash Tree?
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Trees are inverted lungs, physically and functionally.

    Wait, so my lungs are hard on the inside? Oh, what would the equivilant to a smokers lung?

    An Ash Tree?

    After it's been decimated by the Emerald Ash Borer.

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