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Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2018
    North American Dogs live in an Utopian world where all strangers love them.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited March 2018
    I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Are there actually people who cannot tell the difference between digiorno and delivery?

    There are people that eat laundry detergent. So I'm betting yes.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited March 2018
    No one has ever been in an empty room.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Your weird may be my normal.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Ninja Turtles probably smelled terrible.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dinosaurs came before chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Therefore, the egg came before the chicken.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Archaeopteryx came before the chicken
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Are there actually people who cannot tell the difference between digiorno and delivery?

    :D Technically, Digiorno delivers now.

    :D
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I stand by my statement.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Kids today will never know that unique smell of Blockbuster which was kinda like a mixture of candy and carpet.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Whoever coined the phrase "*kitten* hitting the fan" must have had a terrible experience.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,306 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Whoever coined the phrase "*kitten* hitting the fan" must have had a terrible experience.

    Lmao.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We weren't given participation ribbons as kids because we couldn't cope with our disappointment; we were given them because our parents couldn't.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt for food anymore…. I don’t even know where sandwiches live.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    ^^you got dirty dishes ?
  • Zoom_over
    Zoom_over Posts: 11 Member
    My best friend used to know how to play 4 different instruments, in three different languages.
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  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    Sex is like credit
    Some get it some dont
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Office shows us that interesting characters and good writing matter much more than a good setting.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Was Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Robots can do anything we set their mind to.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while you eat it.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    ***Youngest kiddo gets credit for this***

    The bigger bed that you buy the more bed room you will have, but the less bedroom you will have.
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    If at first you don’t succeed, dont try skydiving
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.

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