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  • TomFit18
    TomFit18 Posts: 2,585 Member
    Somebody want to clean my driveway?
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Oh sweetie you have no idea what the real situation is.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Nobody ever really talks about Mongolia these days. It’s just sitting up there, chilling between two major powers, acting like it didn’t conquer half the world at one point.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Nobody ever really talks about Mongolia these days. It’s just sitting up there, chilling between two major powers, acting like it didn’t conquer half the world at one point.

    Sleeping giant?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I bet that NSFW has much different guidelines if you work in the porn industry.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Think of all the time and energy we could save if we all decided to agree that it's acceptable to wear wrinkled clothes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If computers can't identify road signs on a captcha screen we probably shouldn't trust them to drive our cars.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's a good thing dogs can't cry otherwise no one would every be able to leave their house in the morning.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Reeboks for Ewoks. THINK ABOUT IT

    @LiftingLady5 I thought your profile pic was Marilyn Monroe :blush:

    That's a good point there MFP member.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Ties are weird.

    What do you think @MeeseeksAndDestroy?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You could add any numbers after 3.14159265358 and people would probably believe you if you said you knew the first 100 digits of pi.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's completely normal to cry by yourself locked in a room, but if you locked yourself in a room to laugh people would think you're insane.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    It's completely normal to cry by yourself locked in a room, but if you locked yourself in a room to laugh people would think you're insane.

    Haha! So true I know from experience.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Its one thing not to get notifications because no one tags you, I get that, but I hate to not get notifications on the rare occasion that I am tagged. Then I notice it 2 or 3 days later and feel like an azz because I didn't respond. :angry:
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I had no idea he had that gorgeous body,
    I could look at it all night.... ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The difference between looking at the stars and looking at the sun is like the difference between listening to a choir and having someone scream directly into your ear.
  • CharlesS75
    CharlesS75 Posts: 188 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    I had no idea he had that gorgeous body,
    I could look at it all night.... ;)
    o

    Thanks so much ;)

  • jaycanchu
    jaycanchu Posts: 265 Member
    Why do you turn down the radio when looking for an address
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    jaycanchu wrote: »
    Why do you turn down the radio when looking for an address

    Because it clearly helps you think (I do the same).
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    I know I'm going to get sucked into setting up a training program for 8 people. God help me.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    jaycanchu wrote: »
    Why do you turn down the radio when looking for an address

    Just like I can't listen to music while reading. It's a distraction and breaks the focus.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If every high school/college student took a one year long practical course where they work one semester in retail and one semester in food service, there would be far less rude customers.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Jojoo6mfp wrote: »
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    About 700 pounds.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If every high school/college student took a one year long practical course where they work one semester in retail and one semester in food service, there would be far less rude customers.

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Jojoo6mfp wrote: »
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    About 700 pounds.

    How do you know????
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2018
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Jojoo6mfp wrote: »
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    About 700 pounds.

    How do you know????

    Science has figured it out a long time ago.

    And as Cornell University reports, a wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow. From this, they estimated that, if wood filled the hole instead of dirt “the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.”

    Edit: Also this question has been asked a lot here and in some other threads.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    I have a dream of a day when chickens can cross any road they want without their intentions being questioned and judged.

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