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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    Rum and Rough Sex
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    There should be a trial period on pants, because sometimes they fit well when I'm just standing there but when I actually walk, they're falling down every 5 steps
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    There should be a trial period on pants, because sometimes they fit well when I'm just standing there but when I actually walk, they're falling down every 5 steps

    Don't you just hate that!!! But then I try on the next size down and I cant even breath. It's a never ending struggle. I refuse to pay $100 for the perfect fitting jeans.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    honeybee__56 wrote: »
    He's all yours ladies, good riddance :|

    Gonna leave us hanging like that?

    Yeah, really...
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    Got no more time for fair weather friends.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    I suspect that some men "think" they want a strong female partner, but aren't overly happy to discover that they have one.
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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    Liver, thy name is "chopped"...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Hands are just naked sock puppets.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    when asked if they would want to be able to replicate turning one million dollars into one and half million, or one dollar into two dollars, most people chose the million because they don't understand the principle of the question.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A boomerang is like a Frisbee for someone who has no friends.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every song you love has the potential to be ruined once you use it as your alarm clock.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When you get into a car with a house fly and he gets out 30 miles later, does he consider himself lost or is he immediately resigned to that fact that this is his new life?
  • dawson002
    dawson002 Posts: 170 Member
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    why do dictionary's have page numbers?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    dawson002 wrote: »
    why do dictionary's have page numbers?

    So you know what page you're on.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    dawson002 wrote: »
    why do dictionary's have page numbers?

    So you know what page you're on.

    ...brilliant...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There is a giant, flaming ball of gas in the sky that's been there from the moment we were born to the day we will die. And we're not supposed to look at it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When a human follows me around I get incredibly annoyed. When my pet follows me around it's the sweetest thing ever.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People that try to end an argument by saying "Life isn't fair" are usually the ones that treat people unfairly.

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