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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    If Fig Newton's are fruit & cake, what the H is fruitcake?
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    Did you know that 5 out of 4 people are not good at math?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Any employer that requires you to have a “Rock Star Attitude” seem to be completely unaware as to how actual rock stars act.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.

    HAhah Kinda like watching people at work spend 30 minutes trying not to do a 10 minute job !
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Most left click with the right hand.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everybody is gangsta until the cockroach starts flying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bees are soldiers willing to die for their cause. Wasps are just psychopaths.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sleeping Beauty must have been terrified the first time she went back to sleep.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there *kitten* it up.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Reading a book under a tree seems nice to us, but for a tree it's taunting them with the shredded flesh of their family.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    When I drive through certain parts of town there are a lot of people walking around. Do they not have jobs????
  • Krissy_Renae
    Krissy_Renae Posts: 150 Member
    It doesn't matter if I intentionally park far, far away in an empty lot... they will find you and park all around you...
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    When you clean out your vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    How to become a martial arts expert: walk into a spiders web.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties

    Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties

    Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.

    :D i actually like this idea
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

    A big obnoxious lonely laugh

    We could always try it out be recording yourself laughing to something you like to watch. See how it works.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The worst part about having a really clever password is not getting to brag about it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

    A big obnoxious lonely laugh

    We could always try it out be recording yourself laughing to something you like to watch. See how it works.

    The show Rules of Engagement is the only sitcom with a laugh track where I didn't notice it for a long time because it was actually funny

    I'm going to get you a laughtrack for your birthday so every time you say something funny you can press a button for laughter. People at work love it.

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