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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The last ten tissues in a box should be a different color so you know to buy a new box.

    The one's they order here at work do. It's probably one of the better perks of working here.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    I'm so excited for OC
  • beautifulbutterfly61
    beautifulbutterfly61 Posts: 4 Member
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    Have you ever just looked at someone and said "Seriously"
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Picturesque Holiday Moose Tunic.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I've never known anyone who keeps their car keys on top of their visor, but on every movie getaway scene, the car keys are on top of the visor.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    when you decide to be part of a womans life, you must also decide if you are willing to go on the emotional tour that she lives in every minute of every day. To climb into her canoe, means that you must be willing to rise with her tides, and be with her during the lowest moments.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Chic-fil-a's entire marketing strategy is based around cows pleading for their lives.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If I walk outside my bank and find a penny on the ground, I will have found 3 months' worth of interest for my $100.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Chic-fil-a's entire marketing strategy is based around cows pleading for their lives.

    Or just promoting chicken genocide

    Yeah but have you ever met a chicken that didn't have it coming to them?
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Chic-fil-a's entire marketing strategy is based around cows pleading for their lives.

    Or just promoting chicken genocide

    Yeah but have you ever met a chicken that didn't have it coming to them?

    :lol: excellent point

    Isn't that exactly why they cross the road? To lay down on your plate, or inside your sammich?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Chic-fil-a's entire marketing strategy is based around cows pleading for their lives.

    Or just promoting chicken genocide

    Yeah but have you ever met a chicken that didn't have it coming to them?

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  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
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    I forgot to put mascara on this morning and I've felt off all day.
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
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    Life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I never thought about how our bones are always wet, and now I feel weird.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If we colonize other planets, synchronizing our calendars will be a nightmare.

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