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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited July 2017
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    cee134 wrote: »
    With sufficient velocity, pigs probably fly just fine.

    I think there may be a future sport evolving here...

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you're the first to Google something, Google should notify you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The people that change gas prices must be the same people that paint graffiti. I never see them, but I know they exist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Before video games existed, the phrase "Crap, I died" was probably never spoken.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I can't believe that they didn't make a James Bond film in 2007...
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There are very few things I find more satisfying than watching a car change lanes to pass me only to get stuck behind a slower vehicle.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A beanbag chair is just a boneless couch.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Have you ever noticed how supervillians are always the ones trying to change things and superheroes are the ones trying to prevent change?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    To start a movie I press play, to play a game I press start.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
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    When it comes to browser data, do British people "delete biscuits"?

    @SEAHORSES4EVER
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There really is no point in watching a ghost hunting show. If they ever did find absolute proof of a ghost, it wouldn't be stuck on a daytime cable show, it would be breaking news on every channel and all over the internet.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    I don't see nothing wrong.... with a little bump n grind.

    Thank you R. Kelly and 90's R&B on Pandora.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Police Officers probably get really frustrated at how slow people drive around them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    In the future kids won't know why a camera makes a certain sound when taking a picture.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Eyeballing the leftovers, then correctly choosing the most efficient container to store them, is a greatly under-appreciated skill.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    In the future kids won't know why a camera makes a certain sound when taking a picture.

    They already don't understand why we say 'hang up the phone'.

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