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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If 'ice cold' water is really ice cold, it would just be ice.

    what about melting point, that's kinda a grey area

    Like for iron?
  • Breezybreeze7
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    The oreos candy bar is really good!
  • cee134
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    When you give somebody a penny for their thoughts, you get 100% profit when they give you their two cents.
  • cee134
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    Adulthood is realizing that the bottom bunk is actually the better choice.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2018
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    The weather in England is so terrible, the Beatles made a song about the sun coming out like it was a miracle.
  • cee134
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    The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2018
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    Ketchup or catsup?
  • New2ket0
    New2ket0 Posts: 345 Member
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    I am not having anyone tell me what I can or can’t do anymore! 😡
  • cee134
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    If only Bob Ross was still alive, we could be watching him paint in 4K.
  • cee134
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    Using your money to buy a virtual currency in a video game is like trading regular cash for Monopoly money.
  • Breezybreeze7
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    Brown orchids are beautiful!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.

    and they would probably burn you at the steak
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.

    and they would probably burn you at the steak

    I have a horse named mayo...
    Mayo neighs.
  • cee134
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    Maybe we roam around randomly when talking on the phone because subconsciously we're looking for the person we're having a conversation with.
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    If we rebranded "Sunburns" as "Radiation burns" people might take the danger more seriously.
  • cee134
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    Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that they do all of their work in advance so as to avoid doing it later.
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    "Weird AL" Yankovic turned out to be the most normal guy in entertainment.

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