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Random Thought For the Day

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    edited August 2018
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I always wondered what my profession would be were I to be alive 200 years ago

    SAHM probably. That woulda been sketch

    ETA - for me, not you
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  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
    When you say forward or backward, your lips move in those directions...
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I always wondered what my profession would be were I to be alive 200 years ago

    Resurrectionist
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  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I look back at my life and see all the decisions that led me to where I am now. And wow, there's a heavy handful of things I should have done differently

    But on the flip side if you had done them differently you wouldn't be the person you are today. You'd be a different person who lives in a strange alternate reality.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I look back at my life and see all the decisions that led me to where I am now. And wow, there's a heavy handful of things I should have done differently

    But on the flip side if you had done them differently you wouldn't be the person you are today. You'd be a different person who lives in a strange alternate reality.

    ^^^ I like this thinking
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I look back at my life and see all the decisions that led me to where I am now. And wow, there's a heavy handful of things I should have done differently

    But on the flip side if you had done them differently you wouldn't be the person you are today. You'd be a different person who lives in a strange alternate reality.

    ^^^ I like this thinking

    It leads to all kinds of strange quantum vortexes and stuff. Then you have this weird being running around in a blue telephone box waiving a glowey light thing at you and talking about sonic screwdrivers (I'm assuming some kind of alcoholic beverage but not quite sure.)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Restaurants that serve soft butter for your bread, vs that rock hard butter, go way under appreciated.
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  • SweatsOnSunday
    SweatsOnSunday Posts: 514 Member
    1. sweet potato chips have the same bad qualities as normal potato chips, and
    2. they taste really bad.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    SweatsOnSunday wrote: »
    1. sweet potato chips have the same bad qualities as normal potato chips, and
    2. they taste really bad.

    Ain't that the truth.
  • Capt_Merica
    Capt_Merica Posts: 122 Member
    The more I try to be good, the more life throws its "lets be evil" curveball my way.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I always wondered what my profession would be were I to be alive 200 years ago

    SAHM probably. That woulda been sketch

    ETA - for me, not you

    Was that english?

    Stay At Home Mom - That would have been sketchy

    Edited To Add - (this profession would be) for me, not you
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Samsung can put an entire pen in their phone yet Apple can't keep a headphone jack in theirs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The reason why Waldo wears a stripped sweater is because he does not want to be spotted.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...baffle them with Bullsh!t!!
  • PaigeyPoo28
    PaigeyPoo28 Posts: 404 Member
    dblbbl88 wrote: »
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...baffle them with Bullsh!t!!

    why is this my new life quote?!
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  • PaigeyPoo28
    PaigeyPoo28 Posts: 404 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The reason why Waldo wears a stripped sweater is because he does not want to be spotted.

    Hey what the hell?! My life is forever changed <3 LOL
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything is obviously no longer taught.
    I miss the old fashioned manners.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
    Never hold your farts in....they travel up your spine and into your brain...and that's where shi!ty ideas come from...
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

    I am more of an "oops, I grounded myself, cant go at all" kinda gal
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Positive drug test and outstanding arrest warrant sound like good things.

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