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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

    My kids Middle school stopped doing dances. They now do "Activity Night" They play games and crap.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Harry Potter is about a son of a high school bully, who grew up to be a jock by becoming the key player of their high school team and slept with his best friend's sister.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    What is your silver lining?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    some days you just wanna be an ancient evil creature. an immortal entity that lives in the forbidden woods in an dark forgotten mansion, struggling to keep your accumulated wealth and identity secret from the nearby curious townfolk but u still dream of having a romantic tryst and maybe even finding true love with one of them.

    and that's okay. that's valid.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson probably gets irritated when people ask him how he slept.
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  • St4rFire
    St4rFire Posts: 236 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

    Who even are you? I must know.
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    It would be so cool to have the last name Savage.
    Melissa Savage,,,,,, so cool.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    It would be so cool to have the last name Savage.
    Melissa Savage,,,,,, so cool.

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Sometimes a nap is all thats needed.
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Sleep,,,,, ah the memories.
    What is up with this not sleeping *kitten*?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first telephone was completely useless until the second telephone was made.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I guess you gotta show more boob.
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?

    All of them?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Most of us have gone our entire lives without ever seeing a Chinese restaurant commercial.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Although I'm completely addicted to it,
    it just occurred to me that unsweetened iced tea tastes like water that's had leaves boiled in it.
    I miss the sugar. :(
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    well I would rather post a picture cause well typing and I'm lazy but saw this on FB today...

    A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, and the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done, nail immaculate. She never swears, never drinks or eats junk food, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. she has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone....


    I'm afraid that I might actually be a man...
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Keto_N_Iron wrote: »
    well I would rather post a picture cause well typing and I'm lazy but saw this on FB today...

    A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, and the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done, nail immaculate. She never swears, never drinks or eats junk food, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. she has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone....


    I'm afraid that I might actually be a man...

    :smiley:

    When I was a child this was what I was encouraged to strive for.
    By those standards I failed miserably, lol.
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  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Go outside at 5 am and listen to the birds.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    Go outside at 5 am and listen to the birds.

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