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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    @Caporegiem MFP won't let me quote the pic but did you notice the "saliva" typo?

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy It didn't let me post it almost all day, I think because it was linked from a Facebook domain or something. I see it now! That's a lot of salvia...
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    @Caporegiem MFP won't let me quote the pic but did you notice the "saliva" typo?

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy It didn't let me post it almost all day, I think because it was linked from a Facebook domain or something. I see it now! That's a lot of salvia...

    Gotcha! Glad to see my comment was approved two or three times now :lol:

    I see all of mine came through haha. Next time I'll know to download it to my Imgur account and copy it from there.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I wonder how many people will be literally blinded by their ignorance tomorrow.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A solar eclipse is the cosmic equivalent of the bouncing DVD logo going perfectly into a corner.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    we are all on an equal plane in life, we choose to desire differences - and that defines us
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first option in any automated phone menu should be "I'M SUPER PISSED AND JUST WANT TALK TO A HUMAN!"
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

    I literally laughed out loud at this. I may need bears to chase me to get my butt motivated to run more though

    I always tell people that "...if you see me running, you better run, too!"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It's strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    It's strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread.

    Not if you're trying to get "information" out of the bread.
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    I think the volume of people's ringers is inversely related to their ability to answer their phones quickly
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I was just wondering why if Cinderella's shoe fit "perfectly" why did it fall off earlier. I sense shenanigans
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I was just wondering why if Cinderella's shoe fit "perfectly" why did it fall off earlier. I sense shenanigans

    Tequila...
  • Newlife0327
    Newlife0327 Posts: 15 Member
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    The skin between your eyebrows is call glabella
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Where does @cee134 come up with all is posts here, does he google? :D:*
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Where does @cee134 come up with all is posts here, does he google? :D:*

    They're picks.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Where does @cee134 come up with all is posts here, does he google? :D:*

    They're picks.

    You mean you didn't think them up all yourself ;)

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