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Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.2
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A pucker load of pucker fud1
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Banjos are just guitars with southern accents.1
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If the 6, 7, 8, or 9 button broke on your microwave there is a good chance you’d never find out.4
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princess7955 wrote: »
If you recall, the facility in Jurassic Park had lever handles. A smooth round brass knob would defy most reptilian claws...1 -
If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.3
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?
Yes, everything is good, a few bumps in the road this week but all good now.
Glad to hear you are almosty recovered.0 -
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The more bad guys that a hero is facing in a movie, the better their chance of survival; 1v5 is no problem but 1v1 will see the hero messed up pretty bad.0
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The first 50 "Area's" were way better at staying Top Secret than the 51st.1
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The board game Battleship is just 2 blind people calling air strikes on each other.2
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Unicorns are real. They are just fat, gray, and we call them rhinos. Sorry....could bot resist this as my niece said that to me yesterday. We were in an argument about that.0
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The fact that you procrastinate and still get *kitten* done is the reason why you procrastinate.1
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If you're 25 and single in 2018, nobody bats an eye.
If you're 25 and single in 1818, people worry you'll die an old maid.
If you're 25 and single in 1418, it's because your third husband just died of the plague.1 -
The 3 unwritten Rules of Business,
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Dads only tell dad jokes because they still want to be funny but can't use dirty language around children.1
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