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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Hercules and Ariel are literally cousins

    You've really hurt my brain today.. :(
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    You don't need toes to play the trombone
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Walk a mile in your shoes?? EWWWW
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The scariest thing we could discover on another planet would be humans.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Kool-Aid Man can break through walls because he's made of "punch".
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Random Acts of Kindness.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Temperature is just "hey how jiggly is this atom?"
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
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    I need to stop scaring people 😬😂
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Neil Armstrong's name backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

    Gnorts, Mr. Alien! How you doin?
    This is brilliant.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Water is a crazy *kitten*. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your *kitten*, but you need it to live.

    And it's made up of two of the most flammable and explosive substances known to man, yet combined can put out a fire.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    Why is there a "d" in fridge, but no "d" in refrigerator?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It is perfectly rational to look in both directions when crossing a one way street.

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