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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    you know how its a cliche- that a guy can have a good girl in his life, and he'll completely mess it up somehow and they break up, then he'll get all sad and regretful about losing her because he learns to recognize what an idiot he was...

    well

    i was just thinking though- i've never actually heard a girl say "wow i had a good guy but i messed it all up"
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Local news and I have different interpretations of “Breaking News”...
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Leave sleeping dogs alone and enjoy the quiet.
  • glgcam5150
    glgcam5150 Posts: 3,728 Member
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    https://youtu.be/FJCZbXqbkBc
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    Charles Darwin wasn’t always a evolutionist … he gradually became one.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Paying quarterly taxes sucks.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2018
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    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
    (I know I know ...I just haven't said anything in a while)
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” — Emo Philips
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    Wow just had a an unbelievable thunderstorm here. Blew down my wind chime. Now how will I know if it's windy ???
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
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    :D
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    My Grandfather used to say..."son you don't need toes to play the trombone"
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
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    People suck.

    The end.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It must suck to be Spider-Man and sneeze in your mask.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The fact that Golden Retrievers exists proves this isn’t the darkest timeline.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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