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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Apple air, Amazon fire, Google earth now its time for Microsoft water.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Buying a single brick is suspicious.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    Rat traps make lousy slippers :o
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Just because you put a “clearance sticker” on an item does not make make it a clearance item...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

    guess you don't buy into the theory that he is actually crazy and the whole series is only happening in his head?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There's probably groups of people around the world whose breathing is synchronized.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    "Take your dog to work day", Now your dog knows where you go every day, and thinks you spend all day playing with other dogs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

    guess you don't buy into the theory that he is actually crazy and the whole series is only happening in his head?

    Oh, the Luke Skywalker theory.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first person to make ice cream probably ate all the ice cream in the world (at the time).
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Billions of people don’t know you exist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There are very few things in this world as frustrating as watching someone else use a computer.
  • cee134
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    If phones warned that listening at a high volume may cause damage to headphones instead of hearing, more people would probably keep their volume lower.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Orange juice, orange soda and orange candy are 3 pretty distinct flavors.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Emo disappeared because it seems like now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.

    Or you are drunk enough.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4.

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